Nothing Happens

Jonah, GAY (21) Future Meteorologist He/him/his I like cats and pianos and steven universe Why does life have to be so hard

[lvl10blvkmage]

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

[abuu2go]

(via 3匹の茶トラ猫がキッチンで奇跡のフォーメーション！真剣な眼差しで飼い主を監視する理由とは？| Cat Press（キャットプレス）)

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[pokeydotes]

Don't care about the top part, but the second is beautiful

[defectivealtruist]

u know they dead

[your-favorite-gurl]

That’s what you get when you try to document them

[gemsthebreaks]

[titties4harambe]

[charlesoberonn]

They're all war.

[island-delver-go]

Peace was never an option

[galactic-crossing]

Roald in different locations every day until New Horizons comes out (DAY 4)

[OG Source Here]

[meddlsome]

what is wrong with americans

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pileofknives]

It’s bulking season

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

wonder who the culprit is

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god..a bread boy 

[bugonearth]

a crime of passion

[paulthebukkit]

[evilvillain123456789]

*is apathetic when you show me the Instagram page of a rotund, japense cat*

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

Fucking kill you

[alternate-route]

You know you’re gay if as a child your Pokémon teams looked just like the teams they gave all the girl characters

[alternate-route]

I’m talkin if you had these pokemon

You were probably.... you know

[lvl99catpriest]

You forgot Bulbasaur and Thiccarita Tyler

[judgejudyofficial]

okay but it took some absolute DEDICATION to get milotic pre-gen 6. there’s no way any top could have fished long enough to find a feebas and that’s a hill i’ll gladly die on

[thenatsdorf]

“OMG! Snowwwww!!!” [source]

[othert]

cats can have a little snow. as a treat.

[firefox-official]

the clock reads 6:17 pm. time to stare at my fingers and wonder why they’re attached to my hand

[firefox-official]

figured it out. its so i can grab things and stuff them into my gaping mouth with reckless abandon

[nitrojuju]

You ever become super conscious of how uncomfortable your shoulder is while you tryin to sleep