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I make stuff available for free online when I can, on Instructables (you don't need an account to see them or to download the files). Mostly it's sewing patterns for soft toys. So here you are, if you like making soft toys (there's also a lasercut one and a 3D printed one but not everyone has access to those or to a makerspace).
They all have very basic instructions on sewing, and if any of them are missing information that you think would be useful or necessary then please let me know and I'll add it.
Heat Survival Guide from a lifelong desert child
Drink lots of cool water
Make sure to drink gatorade or another electrolyte-heavy drink if you’re very physically active.
If you feel dehydrated, do not chug water. Sip it slowly, and seek immediate medical attention if you vomit.
If you’re overheated or dehydrated, do not drink ice cold water. Room temperature is best.
If you are outside and you get dizzy or lightheaded, find a shady place or get indoors immediately.
Heat exhaustion is common. Get out of the heat, find a cool place, put cool clothes on your forehead and sip water.
Heatstroke can be FATAL. If you feel dizzy or lightheaded, you pass out, or you cannot keep water down after extreme heat exposure, seek medical attention immediately.
Invest in a handheld fan if you can. They are helpful for being outdoors.
Sunscreen. Always wear sunscreen. Even when it’s cloudy. UV rays can still affect you. And if you’re as pale as I am, you probably burn fucking easily. Even if you have darker skin, you should use sunscreen, you can still be at risk for skin cancer.
I’m going to keep reiterating this: WATER. WATER. WATER. LOTS OF WATER. It’s super important to keep hydrated.
Alcoholic beverages are diuretics. They will dehydrate you. Feel free to indulge, but do bear in mind that you will need to drink more water than normal to compensate.
Be cautious with caffeinated beverages. They're definitely better than nothing, though.
Light, loose clothes. White clothes will trap heat against your body, but black will absorb heat from the sun. I recommend black over white, but ultimately lighter colors are going to be your friend.
Drink even more water than normal if you wear a binder, and don’t wear it longer than you need to. Constricting clothes are going to increase your risk of dehydration, so compensate accordingly.
(If anyone has any other binder-related tips, please add them. I don't wear one all that often and don't claim to be an expert).
I will keep pointing out the importance of hydration. The human body cannot survive without water intake. If you are like many people I know and can't stand the taste of plain water, you have options! Gatorade, Powerade, and juice are all good too! Buy powdered Gatorade and make your own!
Or you can get flavored water. If you're somewhere with a Walmart, Great American brand has some good flavors. I personally recommend the Fuji Apple. Target's brand has a good apple water as well. Be cautious if you have issues with artificial sweeteners, they do contain them.
Alternatively, get a few Mio bottles (or any brand; Crystal Light has some good options too). You can make your own flavored water, and you can even make some in advance to keep in the fridge.
Last one on flavored water: boxes of single serve flavor mix. They're little packets that you can add to about 16 ounces of water. Any more than that and the flavor is watery, but you can mix a few of those in advance too.
I like to chew on ice for hydration, it's a good way to mix it up and it's stimmy for me. But be careful; as I said above, if you think you're dehydrated, you want to stick with room temp liquids for a bit.
Get some washcloths and make cold compresses. You can dunk them in chilled water and use them to wipe yourself down, or soak and freeze.
Make sure to take time to cool off extremities. Feet, hands, neck, face. This can help lower your core temperature.
If you are in a place where you can do so, get a window mounted AC unit. I do understand that this is not feasible for everyone for various reasons, but if it's something you can do, it can help. I'd recommend installing wherever you sleep. Make sure to turn it off if you are out of the room for long periods of time to give it a chance to rest.
Tower fans with oscillation are good too.
With any fans, you can make yourself a small swamp cooler: get a bowl of ice, and set it in front of the fan. Alternatively, towels soaked in cool water draped carefully over the fan achieve the same effect.
Actual swamp coolers are useless in high humidity. Be sure to have alternative methods for cooling if you have a swamp cooler.
If you have pets: keep them indoors as much as you can. If they have to be out for extended periods, have a shady place they can retreat and be sure to provide water. Do not let dogs walk for long periods on hot concrete or pavement, it can burn the pads of their feet. You can try a set of dog booties for walks if they are affordable for you.
Shower or bathe in cool water if you are able to.
During the hottest part of the day (for my area that's between 10 am and 6 pm, your hours may vary), stay indoors as much as you can. If you must be outside, limit time in direct sun, hydrate, use sunscreen. As I said above, get a portable fan if you can.
In regards to hydration: do not chug anything. The human body needs roughly 2 gallons of water a day to function (slightly less for AFAB folks, we need about 1.5 gallons), but you need to spread it throughout the day or it won't do anything but flush your kidneys.
It is possible to overhydrate, and water intoxication can be fatal as well. Symptoms will be similar to being drunk. It is a medical emergency and you should seek attention.
That's all I've got for now, if I think of more, I'll add it. If anyone has any tips I've missed, please feel free to add them as well!
Stay safe out there!
I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.
#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business
Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us
OP you’re my personal fucking hero
“Edgy” and “good” aren’t mutually exclusive, y’all, it can be both
“Edgy” and “good” aren’t
mutually exclusive,
y’all, it can be both
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The Scottish speedrun surgeon never fails to amuse me. 300% death rate in a surgery hall. One of life's greatest mysteries and deaths greatest successes.
YKNOW. THE SPEEDRUNNING SURGEON WITH A 300% DEATH RATE.
"word-boy" nicknames are my favorite. loverboy. prettyboy. goldenboy. etc. peak gay boy
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Minecraft Tips
or, a list of things about Minecraft that took me forever to figure out, that might not be obvious to new players, or that I just found helpful
Equal parts gravel and dirt can be crafted into coarse dirt, and using a hoe on coarse dirt changes it to normal dirt, so you can effectively change gravel into dirt if you have at least 2 dirt blocks with you
I know the game technically teaches you this BUT: you can cure zombie villagers by hitting them with a splash weakness potion and then feeding them a golden apple. This is an easy way to populate a village you built yourself, I've done it in all my survival worlds. The easiest way to protect newly potioned and appled villagers is to dig a long trench, get the zombie villager to chase you, circle the pit until the villager falls in, and cover the pit so no mobs attack the zombie villager when it changes into a villager.
Killing fish is a pretty good way to get bones. I don't need a skeleton farm because automatic fish farms are probably among the easiest automatic farms to build
drinking milk stops status effects
Tiny slimes can't damage you. You can keep them as pets.
The fastest transportation method is, for some reason, a boat on blue ice. Many horses are faster than powered rails.
Suspicious stew can be crafted, even though it's not part of the creative inventory or recipe book, using the normal recipe for mushroom stew+one flower. Allium gives a couple seconds of fire resistance, poppy gives night vision, cornflower gives jump boost, blue orchids or dandelions give saturation, and oxeye daisy gives regeneration.
A lot of wooden items—fences, doors, bows, fishing poles, and so on—can be used as fuel in furnaces. It's not efficient but it's a good way to get rid of excess items
Sneak to add blocks to the side of a furnace or chest directly. Do y'all have any idea how long this took me to figure it out. (This is also how you add a hopper to a chest.)
gold or iron armor can be melted down into gold and iron nuggets
The fortune enchantment affects sapling drops from trees and crop harvests.
Early in game, smelting copper into ingots is one of the best ways to get XP fast.
Fishing odds are slightly better when it's raining.
When you first get a full set of diamond armor your first instinct may be to wear it on a quest into the Nether. Don't. Take a couple stacks each of gravel/sand and any stone and run repeated suicide missions until you've made a stone shelter around your portal and paths across surrounding lava lakes.
More nether navigation tricks: drop columns of gravel down precipices in the Nether and then add cobblestone to the side of the gravel columns to build stairs from the top down
If your nether portal goes out while you're in the Nether, a Ghast fireball hitting the inside of the frame will relight it. But please don't get caught in the Nether without flint and steel
Lava breaks your fall much like water does, and you can't drown in it, though it's very hard to move in. Fire resistance potions will let you exploit both of these things.
Fill a basalt delta with three- or four-block-high towers of whatever block you like, two blocks apart, in staggered rows. Occasionally place a block on the side of the towers' top blocks. This won't stop magma cubes from spawning, but it will stop the large ones from moving effectively.
Using silk touch to grab the red and blue "turf" layers in Nether forests lets you farm both kinds of giant nether fungi by bone-mealing mushrooms, though the turf colors and mushroom colors have to match up. The growth is unaffected by obstructions above and the fungus "foliage" blocks never decay like leaves do. I have no idea who thought that was a good idea. BUT doing this repeatedly will eventually completely obstruct the "sky", protecting you from Ghasts
Nether fortresses and bastions are found along a "grid" pattern, so when you find one nether fortress you can travel in a straight line to find another fortress or bastion. Villages do the same thing, except when they don't. (Really, how villages spawn is a total mystery to me.)
Bonemealing moss will straight up convert surrounding stone into moss. I have no idea why. Since bone meal can be automated using a dropper iirc, this seems like it could lead to some weird redstone contraptions.
Horses can survive falls that would seriously damage a player.
Animals can and will climb ladders. I don't know why. But if you push a sheep or cow toward a ladder, they will often automatically ascend it. I've used this fact for automatic farms before.
You can name literally anything using an anvil, even if you can't repair or enchant it
Soul sand placed underwater creates bubble columns that shoot you upward. Magma blocks create bubble columns that pull you down. You can breathe in the bubble columns.
Night vision potions, if you've never used one, will also let you see the ocean floor.
A water source block in an "ocean" biome will spawn ocean animals, whether there is room for them there or not. If you change a section of ocean into a one-block-deep pond, you'll still get fish in there
you probably won't like this one but. keep a notebook with the coordinates of important spots it is SO HELPFUL
I'll add more when I think of them. please note that I play bedrock and some of these might not work in java
Elhers Danlos Syndrome (EDS) Flag
Ehlers–Danlos syndromes (EDS) are a group of thirteen genetic connective-tissue disorders that are in the current classification. Symptoms may include loose joints, joint pain, stretchy velvety skin, and abnormal scar formation. These may be noticed at birth or in early childhood. Complications may include aortic dissection, joint dislocations, scoliosis, chronic pain, or early osteoarthritis.
flag made by me since i couldn't fine any other ones
i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time
“You touch it? Ok cool. Remind me, who is your God?”
Want to go on a date with someone with a cane and chronic pain?
- Make sure the place where you’re going is accessible! Your date might opt to use a wheelchair that day, and if they’re using a cane, best to make sure there aren’t a silly number of stairs involved in whatever date you’re considering.
- Call ahead to the place to see if wheelchairs are available to borrow if you’re going somewhere that involves a lot of walking and standing around, like a museum.
- If your date is using a cane, they likely only have one arm to hold things. Consider bringing their food/drinks to the table along with yours– let them claim a booth while you get the food!
- Be prepared and willing to be someone’s physical support sometimes, especially if your date is having a rough leg day.
- Be prepared for a Plan B Date: it’s so awesome to have a back-up plan for the date if the day comes around and your person is spoonless. Believe me, it’ll mean a lot.
i just really want to add some from my own experience:
ask yourself, really ask yourself if you’re fine with plans being cancelled at the last second, cancelled mid-event, and for plans to often be “come over to my house and lump on the couch with me” - if you aren’t? don’t date somebody with chronic pain/fatigue. especially if you will take that sort of thing personally and/or hold it against the person. if you date me, you date my disabilities. i have to deal with them, so do you.
if you are grocery shopping with someone who uses a mobility aid like a cane or rollator, and that person is pushing the cart? DO. NOT. MOVE. THE CART. while they are using the cart, it is taking the place of their normal mobility aid and moving it is like moving their leg. DON’T DO IT. i have fallen in grocery stores more times than i want to think about due to an ex who couldn’t get it through his head that THIS IS MY CANE RIGHT NOW and would just grab the basket and drag it somewhere.
if your date says “no, it’s fine, i’ve got it” when you try to do something? let them. just let them. my disabilities takes so much away from me, the things i can actually do are things i am proud of. it makes me feel better to be able to do things for myself. i detest nothing more than an able-bodied person INSISTING on doing something that i can do myself, even though i’ve said multiple times that i’d prefer to do it myself. it says volumes on what that person really thinks of my abilities as a functional human, none of them positive. i get that you’re trying to help, but i promise, taking away what autonomy we do have? not helpful.
learn to tell your date beforehand what the date will entail. learn to look for the things your date would need to know. i had an ex that never factored in things like “walking half a mile” or “it’s a three story walkup with no elevator” because those things were no problem for him. i, on the other hand, would arrive at the destination crying from pain and unable to enjoy a damn thing - and exhausted in advance by knowing i’d have to repeat the journey just to get back home. don’t be afraid to ask your date what things they need to have taken into consideration. ask what accessibility options are necessary for them when it comes to cane/wheelchair access, how much access there is to regular seating, how much walking will happen, how many stairs there are. if you go to a movie and the only parking is way in the back, ask if they’d rather you drop them up front while you get a spot - because sometimes traversing a large parking lot is the difference between watching a movie and sleeping through it, or being too distracted by pain to follow it. by and large, we know our limitations and it means the world to have someone say “hey i want to take you to this exhibit, i think you’d really enjoy it! there’s several stairs to the entrance and the wheelchair ramp is kind of obnoxiously far away, so it’s either a bunch of walking or deal with stairs to get in there, but once you’re inside there’s a lot of comfortable benches and not a whole lot of walking.” because they thought about how you navigate the environment.
if your date is using a rollator or wheelchair, make sure your car (or whatever form of transportation you are going to be using) has space to put it. don’t ask me out to the renaissance faire and then show up in a CRX and look confused when i say my rollator can’t go in that so i’ve gotta stay home.
BE. PATIENT. this shit is unpleasant enough for us already, the last thing any of us need in our lives is another able-bodied asshole making us feel like burdens. we can’t do everything as quickly or as easily or sometimes at all. sometimes we need your help. sometimes we have to cancel plans. even big plans. even big expensive plans. it’s no fun for us either. sometimes we have to back out of shit halfway through because our bodies have absolutely hit the wall and have failed us. i’ve had to abandon a cart full of groceries before and sleep in my car before i could even manage to drive home because my body just gave the fuck out with no warning. can you imagine? just for a second? imagine being young enough to still get carded for booze and your body literally collapses and you have to almost crawl to your car, sitting in the middle of the floor several times on the way. don’t get frustrated with us, we’re doing our best. it’s just harder than you can imagine.
