There's a time and a place to die, and this ain't it. @niymi - Tumblr Blog

Blood vessels of a real person who dedicated their body to science for display

How are these so clean like WOw bruh scalpel game strong

This is a corrosion model eg something like liquid plastic gets inserted in the blood vessels and then put in an acid bath that destroys the body.

eggslutsandwich

oh

struglife

nigga thought they went in with an xacto

jxey

iwishihadafather

angelicavpd

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

fullmetal-alchemasst-deactivate

authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*

me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?

pileofknives

Fandom is cancelled, we’re going back to casually enjoying media and not basing our fucking identities around the shit we consume.

yzghuldar

Hah, tell that to Tumblr.

pileofknives

My friend I have some great news about what platform I originally posted this to

floororanges

tastefullyoffensive

theweirdwideweb

Me: *still facebook friends with a person I met once at a party in 2006* Me: *has 90% of the people I hung out with 5 years ago blocked*

nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20

wish blood magic was real I’ve got a lot of blood that I’m not doing anything with

memewhore

hospitalplant

i think about this every time i use tinder

failisuck-deactivated20151124

profeminist

Tampons are a “luxury item”

gehayi

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.

I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.

He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.

“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”

His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”

I thought, You have got to be kidding.

Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.

And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

mousathe14

That’s.., that’s insane.

lezzbro

what the fuck did i just read

local-graveyard

prehistoricmancunt

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

heresoft-deactivated20190324

geckghost

i’ve started letting my shibe sleep in my bed at night, and she always starts off snuggled under the blanket, then partway through the night she gets too hot and sticks her little snout out to get some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my heart. dogs are so good. so good.

geckghost