Ni-Coli

May the court have mercy on your star spangled dingdongs

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[the-haiku-bot]

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dracula61]

[littleguysdaily]

Bob is performed by the artist Raphaël Gromy

[pinniposting]

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU

[littleguysdaily]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: ta gg t "t actatg" #T c c actat actat. a A

Closest match: Aphelia paleana genome assembly, chromosome: 14 Common name: Timothy Tortrix

(image source)

[parkayquarts]

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

[parkayquarts]

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

[theheroheart]

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

[team-thickness12]

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

[lucarleigho]

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

[mctreeleth]

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

[samreich]

for whatever reason im not so sure

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[the-haiku-bot]

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dracula61]

[littleguysdaily]

Bob is performed by the artist Raphaël Gromy

[moringmark]

[pinniposting]

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU

[littleguysdaily]

[i-am-a-fish]

I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[i-am-a-fish]

something just happened to half of it

[umbershift]

Aabria/Thaisha setting up Ingrid to propose to Julien while Matt can do nothing but sit and watch is killing me. You've heard of PVP now get ready for DMVDM

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: ta gg t "t actatg" #T c c actat actat. a A

Closest match: Aphelia paleana genome assembly, chromosome: 14 Common name: Timothy Tortrix

(image source)

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[1969chevycamaro]

*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

apologies, money has exchanged hands for this to exist

[satan-offical]

Dude

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

in my defense my digital footprint is about eating raw meat so idk what to tell you

[satan-offical]

Yeah but that's back in 2020 I'm sure no one remembers that

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

... I'm gonna level with you, satan, that post gets notes to this day.

My best advice is for you to start making trout merch, like I did with meat stickers. If they aren't gonna let you live down your shitpost, at least get some pocket change in return

[cherrypiereadytodie]

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[cherrypiereadytodie]

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[cherrypiereadytodie]