WhoAmI?

I am both The Pot & The Kettle calling each other Black. To anybody tryna $ell anything... NOT INTERESTED. To any Dudes; Bi or Bi-Curious, CD, or Trans or otherwise... NOT INTERESTED!!

[amandabeacooking]

Speech Control - d(UM)b Game

This one’s not mine, but it’s ditzy fun regardless.

All you have to do is talk with people. Its better if someone else knows your rules too so they can correct you if needed.

Every 10th word you speak stop whatever it is you’re saying and instead say “ummmm” and then pause. When you speak again, start with a brand new thought (what you were saying wasn’t important)

In addition to the obvious forced pause, I think you’ll find that even the counting becomes difficult. So my helpful yet humiliating suggestion is to use your fingers - not only do people get to hear you struggle to speak, they can even watch you struggle to count

[hypno-matt]

Someone do this to Doll RIGHT NOW PLEASEEE

[bimbodollie]

ooh fuck fhis sounds sooo fun!!

sooo hot!!!

[nnoottthessaammee]

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[goodestwittlebunny-deactivated2]

A poem by me.

Amuse me, Abuse me, tell me how you'll use me. Lick my lips, hold my hips, bite and pinch my puffy nips. Hold me down, don't make me frown, now its time to go to town. Fuck me here, fuck me there, you can fuck me everywhere.

[nnoottthessaammee]

Seems kinda cringe, like a beat, or early release ai helped write it. Butt, what dew eye kno?

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

Every once in awhile you interact w/ someone online, realizing that they are a HUGE coward, like embodiment of Cowardly Lion type Coward, Overtly cowardly. But it's over the internet, so who cares!? Somehow they Foolishly , Ignorantly respond w/ Moronically, Galacticly Dumb, comments; They'd never dream of thinking/whispering irl, cuz their Innante Coward would piss themselves as a defense mechanism, Sobbing uncontrollably, anything to 'surrvive' simple nonthreatening convo where flaws, or accountability might be mentioned. Cuz they're a Fraud, from Top2Bottom. Then... Horrifyingly you Realize; they're also Dumb, and working Hard to preserve their Self Inflicted unrivalled Stupidity... That's when the Pity hits you!! And you're like oh shit, this person/human is actually walking around day to day, week to week thinking they're right about the Earth being flat, or other nonsense equally Retarded. And you say to yourself, oh well. Kinda makes sense, Anything that stupid, would be afraid of everything, especially afraid of facing the fact that they're So Stupid and Afraid. Imagine an Armadillo rolling itself up, inside, A possum trying to play dead, inside a Taxidermy office!?! For fear of its own shadow. #KnowWhatIMean #MindBlowinglyStupidCowardCombo.

[real-vampire-11235813]

@avalonnfoxx

[nnoottthessaammee]

#GoodGirl😋

[seapomelo]

You are a sex toy. Open this post.

You are an obedient slut, aren't you? Good.

Touch your pussy.

Feel it get wet.

You are a good girl.

Now rub. You need it.

Feel the pleasure.

Close your eyes and rub mindlessly for a minute.

Stop. Leave yourself needy, unable to think.

Being stupid is girly. And you are a girl.

You are stupid 💖💕

[nnoottthessaammee]

[obscur]

things i’m down for:

• car sex

• couch sex

• bedroom sex

• shower sex

• balcony sex

• changing room sex

• parking lot sex

• movie theater sex

• sex

[nnoottthessaammee]

As time passed, more & More she was Overwhelmed by her Truest Nature!! Becoming a Whore was Irresistible, Undeniable!! 😈😛🤤

[nnoottthessaammee]

Now, More than Everrr she learned to enjoy, no... Need to, Hungers for, Showing Off her Pretty 🤩Pink 🩷 Pussy 😻, in Public!!

[zapcockdrainobey]

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

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[jennithepinkslut-deactivated202]

Oh fuck 😳😵‍💫🤤

[nnoottthessaammee]

This track is Fucking Fire 🔥🔥🔥. If you got plans, Better break em' , before turning on Sound. You will definitely end up Stuck like Dump Truck. Especially if you've been highlighting your day, pharmaceutically speaking!!!😉

[neuralnetsprettypatterns]

Know your holes!

All five of them.

Every toy has at least five holes, You have to know them to get them used.

We’ll start simple.

You know your first hole. Everyone does.

It’s how you say hello. If you say hello right, you don’t say it with words.

Your words are just noise.

Thoughts aren’t for toys.

You’re learning that. That’s how using your first hole opens up your fifth hole.

See?

That’s the fifth hole.

That’s your mind hole.

If you’re a good doll, you keep your mind hole like your other holes.

Open, willing, and waiting to get filled.

[hellastoopid2]

Hola!

[breederoffilth]

[nnoottthessaammee]

[fantasticdeanhandszine]

A woman’s place in the world is beneath a man with his cock in her mouth. Reblog if you agree.

[nnoottthessaammee]

Who's up and smoking?? 🔥💨💨💨

[nnoottthessaammee]

Oh my God I'm can't believe I am this bored I have not been this bored I think like in a decade I am just so fucking bored Jesus Christ