noarc

he/they | 18+ | pro HP, anti JKR | I write things sometimes (Ao3) | this is a sideblog - likes & follows from really_noarc |

[weirdcatlive]

[cadybear420]

[no-arc]

JKR is a transphobe who uses her wealth to cause harm. do not give her money.

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[no-arc]

bound (50 words)

“Agh—teeth!” Harry wasn't good at it, Malfoy liked to point out. As though Harry needed reminding that Malfoy was leaps and bounds ahead of him in this department. “Try harder next time,” Malfoy said after, doing up his zipper. That was the thing. He always wanted a next time.

prompt from @drarrymicrofic | my Drarry microfic collection on Ao3

[psychic-waffles]

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

[no-arc]

butt (50 words)

“Dump his ass.” That’s all Ron says whenever Harry needs advice on his not-quite-relationship. “It’s Malfoy. Dunno what you expected.” They’ve had countless talks like this. Maybe Ron’s got a point. The definition of insanity, Harry once heard, is making the same mistake over and over, expecting a new outcome.

prompt from @drarrymicrofic | my Drarry microfic collection on Ao3

[perhapsarat]

i just…love them

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[renncandraw]

The boys as babies- Harry is minding his business, Draco is considering the best way to irritate him

[mzuul]

The Kiss of Death

[methed-up-marxist-deactivated20]

[civxxx]

[no-arc]

tremble (50 words)

“Please, young Master Malfoy,” Dobby pleaded. “Not so loud...” Draco laughed in his face. “Resistance is futile! I will defeat you!” “What are you playing?” Draco’s father stood in the door; he looked suspicious. Dobby whimpered. “Look!” Draco pointed at his makeshift-scar. “I’m the powerful Harry Potter! Tremble in fear!”

prompt from @drarrymicrofic | my Drarry microfic collection on Ao3

[darlingirly]

In Your Dreams, Potter

@drarrymicrofic | wc: 279 | prompt: dream

Malfoy had Harry pressed back into the mattress, one pale hand buried in Harry’s hair, fingers tightening just enough to tip his head back and expose his throat. The other was braced beside Harry’s head, sleeve rolled to the forearm.

Then Malfoy’s mouth was on his neck, hot and wicked, biting and kissing and dragging helpless sounds out of him. Harry’s hands found Malfoy’s waist, then his back, then the fall of his hair; he wanted to touch him everywhere at once.

“Greedy,” Malfoy said, sounding pleased.

“You started it.”

“I rather think you did.” Malfoy’s lips brushed his ear. “It’s your dream after all.”

“What?”

Harry didn’t have time to think on it for too long, because then Malfoy’s hips were rolling down against his, slow and deliberate, and it was too much, heat and pressure and pleasure from every direction at once. Malfoy’s breath hitched. Harry wanted to hear it again, so he arched up into him and—

Harry sat bolt upright in bed.

The room was dark and empty. Quiet, except for his own ragged breathing.

No Malfoy. Thank Merlin. Well no, not thank Merlin. Absolutely not thank Merlin, because apparently Harry wanted Malfoy here. Wanted his hands, his mouth, his weight pressing him back into the mattress. Wanted him to—

Harry fumbled blindly for his mobile before his brain could recover any dignity.

Hermione answered after several rings, except it wasn’t Hermione.

“Mate,” Ron croaked, voice thick with sleep, “it’s four in the bloody morning. This had better be good.”

Harry stared into the darkness, painfully hard and awake. “I think I want to shag Malfoy.”

There was a long silence, then Ron said, “I’m waking Hermione.”

[siobhanhazel]

Drabble Dabble June 2026

Focusing on Ron pairings or Romione! (with a sprinkling of Other Weasley Pairings 💛 ) Do you have a handful of precious words and a love for the Weasleys? Drabble Dabble June challenges you to write 100-word fanfic! Each day we'll bring you a fresh prompt. We're celebrating Ron, Hermione and all other Weasleys, so every drabble has to feature at least one of them as a main character. Small word count, big heart 💗

The challenge starts on June 1st and ends June 30th. Feel free to drop in or out whenever! 🛖 Discord: hosted on the #drabble-dabble-june channel in the woolly's bladder's server (feel free to DM me for an invite) 🪹 tumblr & Instagram: or follow along with the hashtags #drabbledabblejune2026 on tumblr or Instagram (prompt reminders will not be posted here, however). 📕 AO3: feel free to add your drabbles to our AO3 Collection Drabble_Dabble_June_2026 You can add drabble by drabble or make one work to collection all your drabbles.

Detailed rules under the Keep Reading cut! @siobhanhazel and @no-arc are your hosts! Super looking forward to everyone’s writing, ask if you have any questions! 🥰

RULES:

Wordcount: HARD MAX. OF 100 WORDS PER DRABBLE (That's the challenge – please only submit works with a max. word count of 100 into the Discord thread)

All drabbles must feature Ron and/or Hermione and/or one of the other Weasleys. Include any other characters you like!

Use the prompt of the day or choose one of the wildcard prompts.

The prompt word does NOT have to be in the fic; however it inspires you, just roll with it!

No need to join every day: write 1 or 30, or even multiple drabbles for each day! DISCORD-SPECIFIC RULES

Please post a maximum of 3 drabbles per day in the Discord thread.

Use the pinned template for posting (will also be provided with each daily prompt).

Feel free to add a graphic to your drabble, however please also include the full text version in your post (for accessibility)!

Use spoiler tags on Discord for M and E rated content. Please also spoil any NSFW graphics.

Post your drabbles to the provided thread (will be tagged on June 1st) and refrain from chatting there to keep things organized!

All chatting should be done in the ⁠woolly bladders⁠ ⁠drabble-dabble-june channel.

Posting starts June 1st!

💗 Please remember to be kind to each other, and respect the rules of SALS (ship and let ship), meaning no ship bashing or character bashing of any kind. Even saying "I personally don't like this ship/character" can really put a damper on people's confidence and enthusiam, so avoid it.

This is a multiship event, so feel free to play around with different pairings and character constellations! Ships featuring Ron are especially encouraged!

Lastly, but most importantly: HAVE FUN!

[no-arc]

bond (49 words)

Malfoy’s still a complete wanker, still introduces himself like he’s James Bond, and now he’s got the license to kill. “No, he doesn’t,” Hermione repeats. “And neither do you! Harry, say you understand.” “I understand Robards wants me dead,” Harry says. “Otherwise he wouldn't have partnered me with Malfoy.” 

prompt from @drarrymicrofic | my Drarry microfic collection on Ao3

[no-arc]

hurt - HP microficmay 2026 Fred Weasley & George Weasley

Dad’s garage had always been a treasure chest of spare parts, tools, machinery. Anything broken could be fixed, anything lost replaced, by magic or hand. It’s where George spent his days now, rummaging, searching for something: a purpose, a clever invention. A spare part to fill in the Fred-shaped gap.

prompt from @escapeinmybookshelf (see this post) | my microficmay 2026 collection on Ao3

[flightyalrighty]

never sand down your story or your characters to make them more appealing to a wider audience, ok? Do what YOU want

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