lol hi.

jon. 19. i'm not sure why i'm here?

[snarg]

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

[mutablerising]

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

delete this immediately 

[no-cleu]

I want a uterus and vagina just so I can see this baby in action let’s see some bullets in Niall!

[krabby-kronicle]

[bitchycode]

[shachihata]

ok. ok ok i know essentially everyone knows about this comic but theres 200 other comics im 99% sure are made by the same person and reading through it i?s so fucking surreal??? nobody talks about the rest of these comics when theyre just as good as this one??? what the fuck??

[shachihata]

like holy shit. holy fucking shit. these are gold and all i see quoted is the “im dying squirtle” comic when these are just as good what the fuck

[shachihata]

this post was too advanced when i originally made it but i think its time to bring it back

[no-cleu]

well you guys I'm back on tumblr and I hate myself more than ever for it

[swagintherain]

Well done

[no-cleu]

I'm an asshole get me off tumblr

[soleilarchive-deactivated201902]

[no-cleu]

Tf is this

[onlytwitterpics]

[thecommonchick]

[p-taters]

aaaww

[birffed]

*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?”

[birffed]

*dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fckIN F L O S S”

[fadingnebula]

it’s actually much more likely because you don’t massage your gums, little circles, soft bristle, make your gums pink and strong

[birffed]

*dentist awkwardly picks the door back up and apologizes*

[ashestoashesjc]

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”

Me:

[bathsuds-deactivated20200309]

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

[thebelchers]