this is a mess

spew your hot trash, he-devil

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[thoodleoo]

[theweight]

i cld never shave bush not just bc im morally opposed to it but also bc what would i play with when im lying in bed thinking…a bush is the beard of the modern day philosopher

[tallwife]

holy shit.

[terramythos]

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

[deadblog293898210398]

*sees henis gay*

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[etaka]

[aromancy]

[ebookporn]

[emmettkane]

[tigerator]

[phantomrose96]

*feels myself slipping* oh I NEED to write a fucked-up story

[homoerotisch]

the faggots and their friends between revolutions, larry mitchell (1977)

[queerishly]

so true

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[killerqueenmp3]

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

it's because 21 resolves to 3 which is the number of the self-penetrating androgyne while 56 resolves to 11 resolves to 2 which is the tension of unsynthesized difference. 2 has no resolution except through 3 which destroys it, much like how the pope described the transsexual as the subject which induces total existential annihilation in the nuclear heterosexual form

[lesbianbloodritual]

I was going to say this as well.

[corneliaavenue]

emails suck. unless they are from ao3, then they are the best thing to ever happen to me

[aceynk]

lets evolve hard shells together i love you & also fuck those birds that keep trying to eat our soft and exposed flesh i hate them i really do but maybe together we can change our world

[cozyaliensuperstar7]

ART BY ANNIE LEE ✨️

[audioexorcisms]

Another amazon package for the white buddhist