living sucks the life out of you

No shame in having no aim.

[im-moving-yo-blog]

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

[bursten]

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

[4gifs]

Smooth

[henriksaves]

#LEVELS

[jellyroll22]

He’s not gonna have trouble with the ladies lol

[southernoutcast-deactivated2018]

He needs to teach me his unselfish ways

[southernlist-deactivated2015110]

This kid is going places

[pleasetakemeoutofmybody]

YO THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START. 

[agreatdesire-deactivated2016071]

^OMG HOLY SHIT

[radenswift]

FUCKING GENIUS

[dekutree]

damn he the game all figured out before his balls dropped go figure

[fangirlamy]

[thecutestofthecute]

[ayetroyler]

WHY ISNT THERE A SUMMER CAMP FOR FANDOMS AND WE CAN ALL MEET AND AT THE END OF THE SUMMER ALL OF OUR IDOLS COME DO A CONCERT AND MEET AND GREET.

[ten-eerste-ist-albertooooooooo]

Because we would kill each other over petty things

[whatthedamnhell-deactivated2020]

YOU SHIP MOBATSKY? WELL I SHIP YOU AND THIS GUN!

[unfriendlyblackshorty]

Re-Fucking-Tweet

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

[barricorn]

Now if only girls could do the same thing.

[paulcassidys-deactivated2015042]

[bunnyfood]

[stoned-levi-deactivated20150901]

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

[lois-lane]

[cyberspatial]

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

[annafofannabanana]

can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?

like

how

can you

not

enjoy

this

commentary

there is so much more i can’t even begin

seriously

[ladyhistory]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY

[marcholasmoth]

let’s get Samuel L. Jackson to read it

[dudewithabow]

[princess-j-english-deactivated2]

… He is making some very good points.

[seventeeneblack]

“Four legged boobs.”

[saiyanheretic]

He sounds mad, like he wanted some of that grass.

[peterquill]

[no-more-eleven]

#this was the greatest of stan lee’s cameos and if u disagree ur wrong

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait

[crazyassmurdererwall]

#what if you only got what THEY thought their best trait was 

[cinematicnomad]

#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park 

[spooky-bahorel]

write a goddam book