Killer Cock

You took the peepo

[femslash-finder]

Words of the Heart Author: Viridian_Compass Fandom: [Steven Universe (Cartoon)] Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings [Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings] In a heartwarming story of passion and trust, Peridot fights to save Lapis from her prison of fusion. They find strength in each other through trials and strengthen a bond that will last through the years. Relationships: [Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe)] Status: Complete Work Tags: [Adventure?, Romance, Angst with a Happy Ending] Character Frequency Percentage: peridot = 50% lapis lazuli = 49%

[great-tweets]

[source]

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

FREE HIM

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

HE CAME BACK

[scumbagsblog]

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[takineko]

Lmao

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

[complete-trash-and-despair]

They’re fearing our resistance

[bellygangstaboo]

[viridian-angel]

thanks kojima

[ubuyo]

[luigi-hikari-club]

Reblog if youre not afraid to have a picture of the lord on your dash

[rendezvousrawmen]

[hime-fleabag]

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

[angelicguy]

[jooces]

Dick Game Diego

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

[blvckgeezus]

Diego was just out here slangin dick for the goodness of tortoise kind

[afrojane-deactivated20191017]

the biggest of dick energy

[best-life-wisdom]

The “stare” before the kiss.

[mindd-over-matt3r]

The “kiss” before the fuck.

[missytobi]

The “fuck” before the cuddle.

[gawdofdopeshit]

The “cuddle” before sleep.

[thotvengers]

The “fruit” by the foot.

[vsingers-archive]

me: opens a package and sets the box aside

my cat:

[scoobycore]

this is another perfect example of how memes are just hieroglyphic. no one is gonna know what the fuck this means one day.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[gianluc30]

[setheverman]

stop transcending orange juice at me

[enidsinclair]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Kermit is 100% of the other Muppets impulse control…

[drfitzmonster]

kermit is the mom friend

that’s why he’s constantly making this face:

[official-kermit]

HHa, I Am The Mom Friend!

[earthworm-slimjim-deactivated20]

Please watch Harvey Birdman

[devilmaycry5]

Pop Team Devil ★

inspired by (x)

[kosmonin]

oh no

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Oh yes

[slowspinningredemption]

[kadzhi]

What hte fuck I’m not paying 200 gold for some nuts

[literallytheworstblogger]

one of the funniest scenes ive seen in a while

[wheel-skellington]

this is just anime malcolm in the middle

[ninja-pyro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jonnysun)