gore

i really really love waterboy from hit game dispatch (ask 4 my carrd)

[no1-waterboy-lover]

INTRO POST!! hii, please refer to me as haus or gore! i use he/him pronouns. im mlm as well! i am a minor so please keep things sfw. i love love loveee waterboy (if it wasn’t obvious LMAOO) ill prob do occasional posts or reposts here idk GOODBYE !!

[mintzteaaa]

TW: a bit Suggestive

[tims-here]

[yumeblox]

is he allowed to do that?

[nimadelolll]

everything a part of love

watermech and dg??? more likely than you think

[goobergutz]

Drew prism in a fit I got…. Teehee.. also waterboy being a freak too I guess

[drfunkbot]

I love all the smut as much as the next guy but I have a deep yearning for all the waterboy fluff I can get my hands on, I need that man to be fumbling with flowers in his hands at my doorstep and nervously leaving little treats on my desk

[tungstenmold]

I lowkey forgot to post this. Here you are WaterMech fans 💦⚙️

[linoaika]

a love left unheard

[austrovent]

Leave him alone he's 3 apples tall :(

Little waterboy based on my (unfinished) figurine♡

Hope i'll get it done by 2028

[no1-waterboy-lover]

merry Christmas and happy holidays

waterboy come home the kids miss you

[enigmasalad]

Waterboy: *sighs* I-I wish i c-could do something to get Robert to N-Noti-see me.

Flambae: your crush on him is disgusting. Quit while you’re ahead.

Prism: Why don’t you like, serenade him? That shits still romantic right?

Waterboy: I-I can’t sing!

Flambae:..you could do that thing where you hold a boom box outside their window and play some crappy love song.

Waterboy:…

Flambae: wait I forgot you’re Gen Z. You don’t know what a boom box is.

Waterboy: I-I know what a-

Prism: I could lend you some speakers and you can play something from your phone?

Flambae: that’ll work.

Later

Robert: *scrolling on his phone while petting beef*….

*loud metal music plays outside*

Robert: what the fuck? *gets up and goes to his balcony*

*Waterboy is down below holding a speaker above his head that’s playing “I was made for lovin’ you” by KISS*

Robert:….

Waterboy: *waves awkwardly*

[ch3swh]

WE need more waterboy!

artist -> twt: @sexogarlic

also her -> tg: @chesnoklmao

[kanomwanie]

Get this man a cat that love water!!!

[cylbik]

this is watermech dynamic to me

[ottrauva]

christmas theme

[drfunkbot]

Domestic watermech