so I got around to decorating my cap for graduation tomorrow
You are a treasure!
Oh, this is brilliant. “In debt, sacrifice” was what finished me off.
Oh, Grad Warden, What have you done? The jobs for your major Are basically gone. Finals are done. Papers sent on You’re leaving the place Where you studied so long Grad school or job? Don’t ask me that, Mom Grad school or job? Don’t ask me that, Mom The campus still stands Though classes disband First years in your Hall Why are they so small? Will debt be forgiven If you’re still unemployed? Or will you succeed, Make your folks overjoyed? Oh, Grad Warden, What have you done? The jobs for your major Are basically gone. Now you are grown, Wise to your bones, Try not to throw up When you think of your loans.
