DAng

Been gone for so long that I have no idea how to do this 

[omghotmemes]

It was for ED

[omghotmemes]

si vis pacem para bellum

[bitchvirgo]

big fan of water bottles tbh. you put water in them and then you can drink it and then you can put more in??? love it

[dasebeleren]

inject the contents of this bin directly into my veins

[bace-jeleren]

Take a sip babes

[dasebeleren]

[cursed-kat-images]

Get out of my roOM IM PLAYING M I N E C R A F T

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[ezurad]

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

[hiringdreamers-deactivated20200]

Milk is $15

[captaindeadpoet]

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

[bluesey-182]

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

[sapphire-crimson-claw-archive-d]

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

[asymbina]

I think his face is just tentacles.

[kakaphoe]

The blind man has gills.

[of-another-broken-heart]

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

[kakaphoe]

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

[a-small-bowl-of-noodles]

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

[schiwalker]

AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH

[noarctics]

This is the first time im on this website in like 9 months, what happend to all the porn lol? 

[7cry-deactivated20190123]

me walking into class late, 2 over due essays, didn’t do the extra reading, no pen, no notes, and didn’t bring the textbook

[pukicho]

[kiyokospeaks]

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

[travalicious]

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

[powerfulwizard]

he has a shiny guy fieri

[bpdbot]

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

[thesaurio]

Learn how to swim Bitch

[bpdbot]

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

[onedirectionforever]

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

[onedirectionforever]

aw troy

[onedirectionforever]

how sweet of you 

[onedirectionforever]

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

[ithelpstodream]

[shepplo]

me: hello tumblr

tumblr: 

[humoristics]

me irl

credit

[theweirdwideweb]

[chocolatemilk4029]

you know, out of all the shit i’ve seen on this soul-sucking, life-depleting site, this has got to be the worst fucking thing. just absolutely go fuck your own face, you might as well because this has stressed me out because it is so awful. fuck you. 

[lulz-time]

[feellikedreaming]

Christ’ sake this is hypnotic