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Although the contest is not yet over, I'm free on Thursday and I figured since we have our top 16, I may as well get to making the cake!
So... are we ready for this monstrosity I am about to make myself bake?
How much butter
100g
200g
250g
300g
400g
How much sugar?
100g
200g
250g
300g
400g
How much flour?
150g
175g
200g
225g
250g
How much baking powder?
1/4 tsp
1/2 tsp
3/4 tsp
1tsp
1 1/4 tsp
1 1/2 tsp
And some extras? (top three will make it in)
1tsp sprinkles
1tbsp sprinkles
50g greek yoghurt
Banana chips
Something from the fruit and nut cupboard š
1tsp Vanilla extract
1 tbsp vanilla extract
chocolate chips
cocoa powder
And finally...
Food dye proportions
Red
Yellow
Blue
Green
Black
Edible gold glitter
Edible silver glitter
...And, because I feel like it, the most liked comment will make it in, providing it is something I can realistically purchase and will not kill me
I NEED to know what and how much of a disaster it's going to be (and what it was supposed to be if the normal recipe was actually followed)
the normal recipe is a mystery, because i looked at like 3 different recipes. I think its meant to be equal flour, butter and sugar plus three or four eggs, but I really have no clue
about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world
@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog Iāve ever seen.
Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :
The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !
I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ā¤ļø
Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.
So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.
I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.
I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.
Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.
Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.
SLOW HORSES 5.05 ā Circus
im obsessed
oh, of course. because he died for our sins.
by Ginny Robbins
by Ginny Robbins
āI would eat his heart in the marketplaceā is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, Iād like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said ā⦠oh wowā and it was ICONIQUE
now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead
Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]
No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".
I hope your nostalgia is worth it
"What are you trying to do anyway?"
"Oh quiet, I“m practising on being an angel."
TOPPER ( 1937) | directed by Norman Z. McLeod.
This the report that JK Rowing doesn't want you to see. This report scares her so much that she is trying to destroy Amnesty International, a human rights organization, to stop you reading it:
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their fundin
(Amnesty already pulled the report because of JKR's threats. Of course that didn't and won't stop her - capitulating to fascists and bigots is never the answer. Alejandra captured the report and posted it, so you can read what JKR doesn't want you to know.)
Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?
David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)
Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)
Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)
Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)
MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)
The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)
Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)
Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)
I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country
Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)
Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.