Germanic love is the angriest breed of love

[cma-european-art]

Ecce Homo (Behold the Man), Antonio Abondio, c. 1600, Cleveland Museum of Art: European Painting and Sculpture

Size: Overall: 8.3 x 6.4 cm (3 ¼ x 2 ½ in.) Medium: lead

https://clevelandart.org/art/1936.23

[cephalopodvictorious]

i’ve got so much starwars on my dash that i legit thought that this was jesus in carbonite as some weird joke an I scrolled for the punchline and was THROWN by the cherubs

could someone with photoshop skills PLEASE help me out

[cephalopodvictorious]

please i cannot be the only person to see this

[nocht-der-undertoten]

Do you want Jesus in Carbonite? or Cherubs with Hans Solo?

[secondclassvines]

“Slippers tries”

[cephalopodvictorious]

that’s it, that’s the friendship

[sugarchains]

Lmfaoooooo why this

[nocht-der-undertoten]

oh friends....

[shijiujun]

The King’s Man (2020) - Trailer

[randomingoftherandomness]

@stebeee I’m indescribably excited that you made a gifset for this because it means YAY WE’RE IN THE SAME FANDOM AND I CAN WRITE YOU FICS

[lady-vogue-deactivated20230306]

[wilwheaton]

BUTTS

[nocht-der-undertoten]

This is the quality content i follow @wilwheaton for

[zepeli]

Poughkeepsie, 3/9/2019

[kyra-writes]

I got a clearer shot if ur interested

[zepeli]

WHAT lmao

[nocht-der-undertoten]

I see my shipment of sluts is on time. Good.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[nocht-der-undertoten]

Tits

[sugarchains]

not to be horny on main but like

girls??? oh man

i wanna touch them

[sugarchains]

like

you know what id let young ma do to me?

biiiitch

[nocht-der-undertoten]

honestly you’re all bark.

[sugarchains]

YES HELLO

I WANTED TO DO A WHOLE HUGE ASS POST FOR THIS BUT I COULDNT FIND THE SONG I WANTED TO USE AS AN INTRO

ITS MY BITCH’S BIRTHDAY

MY MAIN HOE

THE PADS TO MY PRONGS

AND THE MCCOY TO MY KIRK

ie the person who im pretty sure literally either has a watching spell on me to make sure i dont die or at the very least has a spy bc theres no way she should be able to tell when i fuck up that quickly

ANYWAY HAPPY BDAY @cephalopodvictorious I LOVE YOU LOTS

[sugarchains]

@cephalopodvictorious

pay attention to me

[nocht-der-undertoten]

ignore her

[cephalopodvictorious]

Tomorrow is my birthday and I legit keep forgetting and being surprised

[nocht-der-undertoten]

congrats to getting old.

[thisismynyc]

Hey. What part of nyc are you from? 24M from queens here, my name is gurpreet but my friends call me guppie

South Brooklyn!

[nocht-der-undertoten]

You mean West Long Island

[sugarchains]

the fucking BOONDOCKS, the both of ya

[nocht-der-undertoten]

The Bronx is Basically South Canada if you ask me.

[sugarchains]

Hey whoa

I’m south Yonkers if anything

[nocht-der-undertoten]

Anything on the opposite side of the Bronx river is Canada, this includes All of the New England States, Bye Massachusets

[thisismynyc]

Hey. What part of nyc are you from? 24M from queens here, my name is gurpreet but my friends call me guppie

South Brooklyn!

[nocht-der-undertoten]

You mean West Long Island

[sugarchains]

the fucking BOONDOCKS, the both of ya

[nocht-der-undertoten]

The Bronx is Basically South Canada if you ask me.

[nicejewishguy]

LOOK AT JIGGLYPUFF

[nocht-der-undertoten]

“THE WHOLE PLACE IS A NO PARKING ZONE CRATER FACE”

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[nocht-der-undertoten]

@sugarchains

[thisismynyc]

Hey. What part of nyc are you from? 24M from queens here, my name is gurpreet but my friends call me guppie

South Brooklyn!

[nocht-der-undertoten]

You mean West Long Island