imagine if noc real

im noc and one day im going to fight and kill god // they/them or whatever helps the joke land best // 30+ // not nsfw but you probably shouldnt follow if youre under 18 bc i say fuck a lot and im not super diligent about tagging questionable content

[hear-me-out-contest]

Hear me out...

Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda

Old Hob - TMNT IDW Comics

Boeing 747-8 - aircraft

Deep Space Nine (space station) - Star Trek Deep Space Nine

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

What is a Hear Me Out?

They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally

They are someone/thing that you would not expect to be found attractive

Round 1, Poll 77/128

[grimbuswimbus]

"wat dat dere?"

[grimbuswimbus]

posm do a walk-standie

[nocjl]

ok ok SECOND megaman spinoff sequel between zxa and legends idea:

what if the FMians show up in the main timeline.

[notmusa]

why would god allow such a thing

[nocjl]

i love when cats look super concerned about something like :<

[heydocverdant]

next warframe update looks crazy

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[babushkaat]

garbonzo

[drempen]

Had all his fingies out for No Reason

[vintage-tigre]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of mascots

[nocjl]

I TRY ALL MY LIFE / TO BREAK FROM THIS CYCLE

I BECOME THIS GUY / NAME FUCKHANDS MCMICHAEL

[larval-tear]

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

[cutecipher]

[couponkids]

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash