Why Am I Here

Welcome to the trash heap, consistency is a myth that I do not believe in. Always willing to talk, so don't be scared to say hi. Lesbian,19,Happily taken by titanicdrowns

[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

[itscolossal]

Watch How Steel Ribbons Are Shaped into Cookie Cutters

[hellenhighwater]

i feel like im watching ceasar get stabbed

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

I honestly never thought about how cookie cutters are made. this is delightfully hardcore and I shall keep this image in my heart when I do my holiday baking this year

[amazingmrcinema007]

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure except they kick Sigmund Freud’s ass.

[demonnstein]

It has come to my attention

That bill and ted action figures exist and NOBODY TOLD ME ?!?!!!

I want a written apology and those action figures on my desk by next week

[grungegoths]

Whoa

[grungegoths]

IM SCREAMING

[anexperimentallife]

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

[littlewitchlingrowan]

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

so the fact remains that jeff goldblum played the grandmaster with absolute peak perfection and absolutely no other mcu performance can top that, which is just a fact, but it means that either jeff goldblum has this fantastically nuanced understanding of this character who is incredibly ancient and powerful but still ultimately a silly hedonist OR he just rolled up to thor ragnarok like ‘i’m jeff goldblum and i’m gonna be playing jeff goldblum’ and fuckin nailed it

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the fact that they actually wrote the role for him makes it even better because that means the execs were like “who should play one of the most powerful characters we’ve ever had, the ruler of an entire planet, who is more ancient and knowledgable than a literal god, and decides the lives and deaths of countless individuals” and the conclusion they came to was “jeff goldblum in a sparkly gold bathrobe” 

[sitcomlesbian]

No offense @ christian kids but i think watching all those veggie tales did something to yall

[wet-monsoon]

sounds like OP doesn’t like to talk to tomatoes or waltz with potatoes

[byeronman]

if yondu were still alive then that battle in wakanda would’ve ended in five minutes tops while no diggity played in the background

[sevi007]

They had to kill him off because he was way too powerful.

[rex101111]

He’d just shot an arrow through Thanos mid self agrandizing monolog and then everyone would stare at him and he would just go:

“What? You think I’d miss a target that Damn big n’ purple?”

[sevi007]

And Peter would just start laughing, incredulous and relieved and joyful, everyone would start talking over each other - disbelieving, demanding answers (Who is that smurf and why did nobody mention the freaking surefire kill?!) - the Guardians shrug or laugh or facepalm in varying degrees.

And Yondu grins a crooked, yellowed grin and shakes his head, wondering when self-declared gods would finally learn not to come after his family.

[silvershewolf247]

Quill: “That’s my dad!”

Tony: “I now have several more questions”

[adaptingmaladaptive]

Does anyone else restart their daydreams multiple times and it's the same story that you just keep improving and I'm proving but there's fixed points you always have to keep in there

[testsubject276]

Gotta get all endings to 100% the game.

[markantonys]

today this like 8-ish year old girl wanted to buy something at the toy store i work at and she asked me how much it was and i said it was $3.99 but then i realized she was only counting out four dollars so i added “but with tax it’s $4.24″ and she was like “what’s tax” so i had to explain governmental taxation to a small child that wasn’t mine. and that’s how my day went today

[quonunc]

#literally yesterday i watched the parks and rec ep where ron explains taxes to a little kid by eating a portion of her lunch#and that’s all i could think of the whole time sjfkg

[durbikins]

YOUTUBERS BE LIKE

[cataclysmicglitter]

Well, shit.

Guys, if you’re in the EU, I really, really can’t stress enough that you should start looking into VPN’s if you want to continue having regular access to the internet in the future. Especially to avoid things like news censorship.

I’m so sorry about Articles 11/13, but it is imperative to start looking into work arounds before it’s potentially too late. Especially if you work in media coverage.

And, of course, keep resisting and spreading awareness to keep this thing from fully passing.

[xylobiose]

We’re still gonna have access to the fucking internet jeeze

Yeah it sucks and it’s gonna hit fanart and fanfic hard and I really super duper do not want these laws to go through, but this isn’t like net neutrality we will still have access to the internet wtf???

Stop spreading misinformation.

EU approves controversial Copyright Directive, including internet ‘link tax’ and ‘upload filter’

Those in favor say they’re fighting for content creators, but critics say the new laws will be ‘catastrophic’

[mac-se30-deactivated20190910]

Yes you still have access to the internet but some sites are just outright blocking EU IPs at the moment until they can figure out some sort of content filtering system to make their site legal in the EU, which is what OP is obviously talking about.

[fuforthought]

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language

Obsessed with contracts

Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law

Really good at exploiting loopholes

Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent

Conclusion?? Faeries

[kingofattolia]

sleep scale

12+ hours: hell yes. decadence has a name and it is ME. the dream. im marrying  my bed you’re invited to the wedding. i might feel groggy and angry for the rest of the day when i actually do get up but WORTH IT. 

12+ hours (ALTERNATE): i am deeply clinically depressed and approximately three (3) inches from death at any given moment

11-10 hours: ideal. im functioning at perfect 100% capacity my body and mind are a well oiled machine. im ready to knock out all my errands and chores in under an hour, work a full day and then study that language im trying to learn

9 hours: good! i could have slept longer, but getting up was no great horrifying trauma either

8-7 hours: the “””””medically recommended amount””””” for adults, but in reality more like a “fine, i GUESS” amount. normal mild levels of angst at having to get out of bed

6 hours: silent unceasing internal groaning for at least the first hour after waking. dont expect any kind of quality conversation for the first 2 or so hours. ive got a Less Than Medically Recommended Amount Of Sleep, that means im a martyr right???

5 hours: pretty unpleasant. feels gross. expect a moderate crash during the late afternoon. this is the first number that is considered worthy of entry in a college student sleep-measuring contest. altho if you try to enter with 5 hrs dead-eyed hordes will instantly materialize from the bushes and one-up you “5 hours??? HAHA SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 YEARS”

4 hours: a Very Poor Decision. deep seated, incoherent rage upon waking that persists up to several hours. consume large amounts of your stimulant of choice, but you’ll still feel like a cave troll. constant aftertaste of chemicals and regret

3 hours: half awake half walking in some astral plane haunted by the wails of the newly-dead. children and animals fear the emptiness in your vacant eyes. a very respectable entry to any sleep-measuring contest. you’ll still get beaten by the “2 hour” and “all nighter” people, but everyone knows this is Bad

2 hours: you can get up, but only by rending your soul from your physical body in a paroxysm of agony, since it will refuse to leave the bed. you are now soulless and will feel absolutely zero emotion until sometime in the late afternoon/early evening when your soul returns and ALL the emotions will hit at once, leaving you alternately sobbing or creepily hyena laughing

1 hour: you fool. you imbecile. your hubris and weakness has brought you to this point. they are coming. you cannot escape. why didnt you just stay awake. why didnt you just pull the all-nighter. the strength of your no-sleep headache threatens to stab through your skull like an ice pick. all you can taste is blood. they are comi

0 hours: THIS ACTUALLY ISNT AS BAD. HAHA I’M NOT EVEN THAT TIRED! WATCH ME DOWN 15 MOUNTAIN DEWS IN 15 MINUTES. I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING IN MY EARS ISNT THAT WEIRD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EYES ARE BLOODSHOT AND I CANT FOCUS, IM COMPLETELY NORMAL RIGHT NOW. GUYS I CAN HEAR COLORS.

[failisuck-deactivated20151124]

[profeminist]

Tampons are a “luxury item”

[gehayi]

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.

I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.

He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.

“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”

His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”

I thought,  You have got to be kidding.

Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.

And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

[mousathe14]

That’s.., that’s insane.

[lezzbro]

what the fuck did i just read