If I die, turn my tumblr posts into a book

 inbox or dm me if you have a favourite Gina quote you'd like to see :) (and yes, that is in Garamond, what other font would I use? Cambria?!) Also go follow my other account @nocontextadrianpimento

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Hey G-hive! I literally haven't posted on here in YEARS but I've been rewatching brooklyn nine nine recently and just pissing myself laughing at everything that Gina says, of course, so I'm gonna fire up this account again! There may be a few repeats from before because I don't remember what I wrote and we all know the search function in tumblr is crap, so I apologise in advance but otherwise, enjoy Gina's wisdom 🩵

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Blast of cold air coming out of that box!

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Um, I think you closed the door too hard...

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It's not real gold, I tried selling it online, zero bids

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Why so down, little clown?

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Dance! Dance! Mndance!

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Being able to read Jake's writing is a gift. A useless, useless gift.

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My skin tastes like Dina Lohan. I'm wearing her face lotion.

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Don't thank me! All I did was be the only person who believed in you.

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I think it's just bright and stupid and fun

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There's more to life than scores and book learning

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Very violent eulogy, I like it

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Standardised tests? I have a great trick: fill in all the bubbles with white-out, jams the machine, everyone passes

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Dress it up however you want, that is some disgusting animal kingdom nonsense

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Rosa's dressed like a porcupine.

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I found you a pillow! Full disclosure: it's Scully's hemorrhoid donut

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The naked mole rat. God's disgusting mistake.