Alexander

So just a warning this blog may contain NSFW material. My name is Alexander though a lot of my friends call me sword. I've studied martial arts since I was seven years old and I've been working with swords since before then. I'm an Alumni member of F.I.R.S.T. Robotics team 1829. I love computing video games, board games, anime, LARPing, and reading. I play the drum kit and the Djembe, an African hand drum. I'm pagan if that offends you then you are free to leave. My sign is cancer. Anything else feel free to ask me ^-^ oh and I'm actually really really shy.

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[fleshengine]

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

[ahelaaa]

I crave you.

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I'm not a gatekeeper so yall. the best thrift stores are the ones that look bad. do not go to cool trendy thrift stores with hot alt twenty-something employees. (I mean you can if you want but enjoy paying $40 for a fuckass shirt.)

here's what you actually want in a thrift store:

in a rich town

run by a church

staffed exclusively by little old ladies

most of the clothes will be butt ugly. but they will also be 1) good quality and 2) cheap af. the 70 year olds running the shop think a thrifted shirt should be $3 and they are correct. everyone else shopping there is over the age of 45 so you won't have to throat punch any depop resellers over a cunty little top. you will get hyped up by old ladies and if you frequent the same shop they may start trying to set you up with their grandkids. everyone wins and who knows their grandkids might be hot.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know as an American born in the late 90s I’ve watched my country blow up foreigners on tv supposedly in the interest of national security since I was a toddler but quite frankly we live on a natural fortress of a continent with friendly nations to our north and south and have been attacked on our own soil literally two times in the past hundred years and we have military bases on every inhabited continent on earth. It’s never made sense to do these things for “national security”. It never will make sense unless you value the shareholders of weapons companies over the lives of children. And apparently a concerning amount of people do.

[unstrungbones]

there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

[kryptoncat]

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

a mutual made this point and a prominent youtuber tried to dox her

[dizzyzs]

Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

[dizzyzs]

Btw don't believe any Etsy ad or things trying to sell this pattern to you. It's been free since the 90s. It's very simple, just double crochet and color changes. Be sure to weave in ends as you go unlike me

[lesserdreams]

MY MOM JUST MADE THIS PATTERN EVERYONE LOOK

YOU CAN DO IT IN SO MANY COLORS

[such-justice-wow]

I spontaneously sent this to my brother (likes cats and crochet) and it turns out hes been looking for a free version of this pattern for ages

[cuddlyplaguedoctor]

@lankira

[dzjadzja]

Free patterns get a reblog

[xostargirlox]

[boschintegral-photo]

Rose Jindai Botanical Gardens Chōfu, Tokyo, Japan

[mountainbaby25]

Everything is green

[9to10lives]

[gothredy]

[misterlemonzlime]

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[fjordstan]

the mandalorian? isn’t that bitch the powerhouse of the cell?

[joelpersels]

[geeses]

my friend is having a birthday party and requested that all men show up dressed as court jesters so here i am making a jester hat and collar for my boy toy