when your internet provider blocks tumblr and youre like huhhhhh am i banned on tumblr gasp confusion i cant log innn and post anything 😭😭 and youre like nooo and then kind of forget abt it but then you use a vpn and its all gone and yayyyy why didnt i do this earlier lmfao
a/n: omg?!! its been so long since ive been on here lmaooooo thats so insane. ive just been writing this silly lil indulgent dainsleif fic and hope you enjoy :D (its on ao3 too!)
contains: dainsleif, comedy, isekai!reader that reads sagau, this is not sagau, sunshine/serious trope, not entirely lore accurate, idk what im doing and past life stuff :)
Something was wrong.
The air shifted, bent and then tore. Dainsleif had seen Abyss portals before, but this wasn’t one of them.
Then you came flying out of it.
“Dain!”
“Hold on.”
“Dain!”
“Hold. On.”
“HEY, CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL-!”
He blinks, surprised at the sudden title, before appearing at your side. “Calm down. You’ll just attract more of the abyss if you keep shouting.”
How do you, some stranger who merely appeared out of thin air know that? It wasn’t the popping out of thin air that surprised him, since he’s seen the abyss make portals and has followed them through it, but how was it possible that you knew his title in Khaenri’ah? You knew his name. His position. He frowned, looking back at you curiously. The portal you appeared out of wasn’t an abyss portal, interestingly. Probably a good thing that he didn’t kill you on sight, thinking that you were a spy for the abyss.
You scowl at him, almost tripping over your shoes as you continue to run past some trees and a domain. “Calm down? Calm down?! I didn’t expect to be teleported into existence into my favourite video game, Dain! You might be the Twilight Sword but I’m a writer! I work part-time in an animal rescue shelter! I live in Thailand, not Teyvat!” You yell, suddenly stopping in your tracks as a hydro abyss mage pops in front of you and your mind goes blank. Oh, shit.
If you were still playing the video game you’d… do something smart. Probably a hyperbloom team. But you were IN the video game itself instead. Like Tron, but a horrifying fanfiction version instead. And if you were a god or the All-Creator like in all those sagau fics you’ve read, you feel like this probably would have been a good time to unleash your “godly” powers. Nothing happened, to your utter disappointment.
Dainsleif scoffs, but he’s befuddled by what a 7-eleven is and what Thailand is. He understands some of the words you say, but other times nonsense seems to pour out of your mouth. Also your clothing choices were… unexpected. You were the scattered puzzle pieces that he didn’t have the guiding image for so he could put them back together.
By the time you step back, no longer frozen, the abyss mage points its little wand at you and you find yourself choking on water in a suspended bubble.
You let out a choked, muffled scream. It all happens too fast. Your eyes sting and tear up, like when chlorine water from a pool gets in your eyes and it hurts like hell. You can barely see, only blobs in a blurry landscape. If you could actually breathe, you’d think it would look like an impressionist painting. Strokes of a blue and green background, emphasising the blob of black and a mild gold in the center.
The bubble breaks with a sudden pop. You cough out water as your suspended body drops to the ground. The first thing that you focus on are a pair of long black boots. He kneels beside you, observing you curiously. Your lungs take in oxygen greedily as you gasp for air.
“Who are you?” Dainsleif questions. He’s cautious, still on his guard around you. You didn’t seem like a spy for the abyss or particularly dangerous at all. And if you were a spy for the abyss, then there was no reason for that hydro abyss mage to harm you. Yet it did, and the sight of you harmed made his stomach churn subconsciously. It was unusual, since he hadn’t felt this exact feeling of worry since 500 years ago. You were a stranger to him but his body subconsciously acted as if it knew you.
After catching your breath, you let out a sigh of relief. You couldn’t have imagined this would have happened, ever. Maybe you shouldn’t have dropped out of that physics class. You catch him staring at you and you blink twice, just to make sure he’s really there. What the fuck.
It’s all quiet but you shake your head, like a dog shaking out water from its fur. Water droplets land over him and you give him a bashful look.
“Sorry.” You scratch the back of your neck, feeling a bit awkward now that the adrenaline stopped flowing through your veins. Or maybe it was your body subconsciously feeling a bit more safe and secure in the presence of someone it recognized. Whatever it was, you’re much calmer and also a little shy.
He gives you a curious look and says nothing. Neither of you move, observing the other in a silent moment.
You sigh internally, and hope for the best. “I’m not from this world.”
“Hmm. I see.” He muses, and it was as he thought. You were another traveler. But you didn’t look similar to who he had travelled with before. You were completely different, with different hair too and had a clumsy aura to yourself. Yet, it was equally familiar.
“We should get moving, it’s not safe to be out in the open like this.”
“Al-alright? Where are you going?”
“There’s an abandoned camp nearby. Since it’s already starting to get dark, you’ll probably get cold soon, so getting to a fire would be crucial.”
When you arrive at the abandoned camp, you almost collapse in relief. “Ohh, so nice and warm.” You mumble, peeling off your soaked jacket and other layers, so you only have your simple shirt and trousers on. You rub your arms, sighing in relief as you move closer to the fire.
“Don’t get too close, you might burn yourself.” Dainsleif mutters, his gaze redirected towards the fire. He might as well let you get some rest as tomorrow he could ask you some questions. In simple terms, an interrogation.
You sigh, curling up into a ball as you fall asleep by the fire.
The night was one far from peaceful. For the both of you.
tagging : @favonius-captain @dawndelion-winery @heiayen @intothegenshinworld @kazumist @chichikoi @starglitterz @naraven @venusflwrs @kyokaede @rainstops @zhongrin @floraldresvi @starchivves @oveloof ( no pressure + anyo who sees this who wants to do it !!! )
reblog to share your results and tag your friends to do it too !!!
tbh idk how much i agree with mine, haha. commercial value in art? thinking im the best?? yeesh. this has to be some bad bitch version of me… also the innate personality? my god, i probably think these things but youll never catch me saying such things.
Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)
Make this picrew of yourself
Take this uquiz
Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls
i tag (no pressure!): @bunny-rambles @ssilversiren @https-furina @soleillunne @kunikuma @mari-on-dragonspine @butterflyemi @kirimoochi @watatsumiis @antimatterz @yourangel137 @herdrops @sunnyangelshiloh @the-knaves-world + everyone who’d like to try as well <3
ty for the tags @kyouko-writes and @ggoldsiren. i loooove these games
def have no idea how to feel about the quiz result. also piccrew went under maintenance while i was doing mine so it’s a screenshot. not trying to crop out the artist. speaking of which, kinda impressed by the options for the hair.
tagging all of my moots and anyone who wants to do this <3
omgggg i played act 1 of the fontaine archon quest AND IT WAS FANTASTIC
ngl i wasn’t able to go to sleep until i finished quest so i ended up just playing for hours until like midnight and kept gasping at every plot twist
IT WAS SO GOOOD AND COOL
also furina drives me kinda crazy with her attitude but i think its funny and interesting with how different she is compared with the rest of the other archons
ALSO NEUVILLETTE?? at first i was like why is everyone so obsessed with him bc i havent played genshin in a while until a day ago or so ANd yeah IM OBSSESSED WITH HIM TOO
HE’S GORGEOUS FOR ONE
yeah maybe im in love
Just it was such a good quest, and the exploration and all the new mechanics were so so cool to play around with
Like wowwww i might get really addicted again especially since im gaining a little more free time on my hands
reading some old drafts bc i wanna see if theres anything i finished and can post but every time i read one im like damn why was this actually good… and then realizing i have to write more to read more 💀 😭 sigh. nooo. i want more of this story. but i don’t want to write it. im lazy and have no inspiration. whyyyyy.
reading some old drafts bc i wanna see if theres anything i finished and can post but every time i read one im like damn why was this actually good… and then realizing i have to write more to read more 💀 😭 sigh. nooo. i want more of this story. but i don’t want to write it. im lazy and have no inspiration. whyyyyy.
reading some old drafts bc i wanna see if theres anything i finished and can post but every time i read one im like damn why was this actually good… and then realizing i have to write more to read more 💀 😭 sigh. nooo. i want more of this story. but i don’t want to write it. im lazy and have no inspiration. whyyyyy.
RULES—share the last line you wrote for your WIP, and then tag as many people as there are words.
MK placed too much responsibility on himself already, how would he react if he knew his mentor, the great Monkey King, signed off for his immortality to end after MK’s passing?
hehe :3 would you believe if I told you that this wip was supposed to be fluffy?
tagging (with no added pressure dw <3): @sourdough-morbread @bellamyblakru @ghoultaffy @shana-rosee and anybody else bearing witness to this post and feels inclined to play!
Detective Tsukauchi’s eyebrows furrow, expression darkening for a moment before he sighs and says, “Todoroki, I don’t know what you’ve been told, but you deserve to be safe.”
i wish I were kidding, but that's literally the last thing i'd written 😂🤣
Tagging: @meowzfordayz @a-very-tired-raven @a-gods-somewhat-mortal-form @potionpeddlerpatchy @sinful-reblog @yourthoughtsjim and anyone else who feels like hopping in, no pressure at all to join tho
Thanks for the tag, T! This is actually from one of my more recent WIPS, “Quiet…” ! It’s gimme be a series about me and my gf, who I’m proposing to tonight, and how we met and our love story!
I saw that girl again, the Latina one, her name is Mia, I think..?
Tagging: @xxsabitoxx @peachdues @thedslayer and anyone who would like to join! :)
From Phantasmagoria — Tell Me to Stop (Sanemi’s version).
“For someone who constantly needs to be in control, you’ve completely lost it.”
EVERYONE SAY ‘GOOD LUCK, LOTTIE!!!”
I tag: @mosskelp @renhoeku @desi-the-blue-eyed-kakushi @sunandflame @kyojurismo @homo-homini-lupus-est-1701 and @strawberry-lemonade-kisses and whomever else wants to add!
Hmmm? My last wip I worked on is a commission piece so here's my second one
A dark chuckle leaves him as Sekido watches you with darkening red eyes. His hand tightens on your hips as he makes you rock faster, grinding harder against his cock as he bucks his hips into yours. “You’re right. You don’t deserve it. So you’re going to cum without me even touching this slutty cunt of yours.”
screaming!! lol thanks i feel honored. havent written much bc been busy with buying furniture but recently this is my baby wip :)
Scaramouche cleans some blood from his dagger before looking up at you with those damn eyes.
tagging: @pierre-rambles @shizunxie @tired-otaku @sheepispink @chocoenvy @greyrain23 @fatuikisser but pls don’t feel pressured to do it if you don’t want to
