Maddie’s Blog

She/him - bigender Aromantic

[aranciasss]

me: cliches are boring

fanfic: and then they were brewing amortentia

me: omg they’re brewing amortentia!!!

[nocturnalbooknerd]

Honestly tropes are so much better when it’s 2am and I’m on my 43rd one shot of the night

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[nocturnalbooknerd]

No cause I panic every time and then I take it out and it’s not even warm on the outside and I’m like wtfff!? Like was my heart attack for nothing? I thought I was gonna blow up my house and accidentally kill my family and you could even do me the decency of heating up?

[nocturnalbooknerd]

What in the Aussie Wolfstar did I just witness…Just saw a tall blonde guy in jorts and a shorter guy with long curly back hair walk into an Aldi.

Can someone please write a marauders Aussie AU please?

[nat-20s]

Donna would call Nine an "aroace king" and Nine would be like. Fuck off I'd never be a monarchist. Also what's aroace

[azrielsshadows42]

There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

[nocturnalbooknerd]

There are two wolves inside of me….

[chessb0r3d]

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

[ivafakename]

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

[ivafakename]

Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?

[ratkingdad]

While I absolutely love Freak Zoey and art and fics of Zoey thirsting over her girlfriends, I would love more of the other two being thirsty for Zoey. Zoey takes a whole demon to the floor with her thighs. She is show running on walls and also the ceiling (?) during the water demon fight scene. She’s at least got some crazy core and lower body strength despite having the lightest weapons (though given how fast and far she’s able to throw her knives, I would not count her out in the upper body department either). And that little swagger walk she does with the knives behind her head in How It’s Done??

I’m just saying that Mira and Rumi deserve to thirst over Zoey too. And they deserve to be freaks about it just like we’ve all decided Zoey is.

[somecluelessidiot]

Regulus: *taps table*

Sirius: *taps back*

James: What are they doing?

Remus: Morse code.

Regulus: *aggressively taps table*

Sirius: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[newhonmoon]

My favorite little trend in the polytrix side of the kpdh fandom is when an artist draws something that only features two of the HUNTR/X girls and makes a note in the caption that’s like “the other girl is here in spirit don’t worry she’s not being excluded” I just think it’s so cute <3

[anything-for-my-moons]

i dont like it when fan fictions make reg this cold, genuinely mean person towards the skittles. like YES he is towards everybody else, but around barty, evan, dorcas and pandora? hes a loser. hes a freaking loser and only they know it.

[rainbowplussome]

good morning

[nocturnalbooknerd]

The tag make it so much better

[eldergoblin]

Glad we all agree she’s a self-sacrificing idiot [affectionate]

[nocturnalbooknerd]

Love them

[doesnotcontain]

[blubearberry]

feel like zoey would post shit like this

[livthesleepdeprived]

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[twiggies-draws]

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

[sharkishblue]

this is some kind of eldritch beast to me

[nocturnalbooknerd]

Beard. Beard is how I die

I swear this is karma for being gays as hell