Nocturnal Hauntings

Random Moments are the Ones that make You smile at life.

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Wade Wilson, pansexual king.

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Wade Wilson, pansexual king.

[everythingfox]

The swarm has arrived

(via)

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[goodnoobseveryone]

I will NEVER stop reblogging this big dick energy.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[moved--306389]

Shut up those are not real words

[themyrmor]

[coolxatu]

[a-titty-ninja]

[lordsky4ever]

Before every boss fight

[imabrickshithouse]

That was like 26 buffs.

[steviepsyclone]

LOL

[lvl99catpriest]

Me getting ready for sex

[yourtypicallesbianman]

mood

[bee-dot-exe]

This almost killed me the music and pausing is incredible

[fresh-and-hot-tiktoks]

Art school critiques 🥴

[weonsinnombre]

[ryanlovesmac]

[lividlovers]

It’s the snap continously playing for me 😂

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I’m posting spooky comics all month long on my Patreon!

[ruinedchildhood]

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[theoreocat]

Since the first day he discovered it, Pudding has had an obession with paper!

[nikaalexandra]

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

[sohnderleere-deactivated2018072]

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

[diogenes420]

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

[fangirltothefullest]

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

[beebugger]

THIS IS TUMBLR

[olivia18gwd4]

Red

[fvckingavengers]

THIS IS SPARTA

[garrettwrites]

Follow me on Twitter for more vampire nonsense

[child-of-the-wild-woods-deactiv]

THIS IS INGENIOUS

[ankle-beez]

What the fuck

[starlightandtears]

I cannot believe….

[domxnkasshu]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[marsapartment]

[waggtoon]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]