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[silverhawk]

i hate the fact that so many villains are coded as gay bc its such a gross ass trope that mainstream media needs to stop but that being said i will hold every gay coded villain close to my heart and want them to have the happy ending they deserve w/ their lover

[wave-vapor]

[yiffmaster]

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

[sweetosterfield]

tom holland is the embodiment of “in my defense i was left unsupervised”

[quentincoldwaters]

tom holland? singlehandedly ended fragile masculinity. while all the other dudes were sweating uncomfortably, homeboy just straight out said he’d jump on chris hemsworth’s dick

[elderitchblaest]

ryan bergara: *does anything*

me, wiping tears from my eyes: fucking superb you tiny bastard

[elderitchblaest]

shane madej: *does anything*

me, sobbing loudly: absolutely phenomenal you gargantuan dumbass

[pratwholived]

murderer: say your last words

me: draco malfoy was just a boy who was misguided and afraid and tried to adapt to the life and family he has and was really lonely and jealous of the friendship the golden trio has (canon in the cursed child) and was constantly trying to prove himself and make his parents proud of him but got trapped in something so much bigger than him and went through a lot of suffer and valid pain and was so confused about what he was doing and struggling so much but couldn’t go back because he knew that voldemort would kill him and his parents and he loved them and was scared and under so much pressure but in the end he tried to do something good by saving harry even that he could have saved his family reputation and deserves a redemption arc

[nohvaks]

draco: pansy i am not emo

blaise: i'm so happy today

draco: really? can't fucking relate

[cup-of-coco]

the not-so-golden trio

[hellokaren]

guys i’m sorry but we’re getting close to the 2-year anniversary of when “spider-man: homecoming” filmed outside my apartment and i had to explain to security ppl that i lived across the street and t*m h*lland was so sweet and said hi and apologized for the traffic delays and told me to get home safe despite me pointing to my building 15 feet away and he was like “yes but you have to cross the street! be well!” and waved to me as i went inside oh my god am i gonna cry again

[nonbinarypastels]

tfw you’re bisexual and admiring pretty girls but then you remember you’re also attracted to men and you’re like “that’s cool too” because men are fine as hell and there’s nothing wrong with your attraction to them

[luigis-slut]

Feminist me: The unnecessary gendering of seemingly unisex hygiene products is the direct result of toxic masculinity in our society, and it’s positively idiotic. Men’s sunscreen‽ Give me a break!

Trans and wanting to pass me: ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE POWER

[trzns-deactivated20190422]

currently a human version of the 💗💞💖💕 emojis

[marxpussy-deactivated20180726]

thats just called being a bottom ya’ll aint special

[hydrangeathief]

hozier: so yeah im releasing a new album this year and one of the songs is about falling in love at the end of the world and it’s heavily influenced by the current political climate and it’s called “wasteland, baby!” and i hope you like it :)

me, through tears: fucking superb you funky little dryad

[bokhoottoo]

[prvttymlm]

it’d sure be a shame if i had a BOYFRIEND who’s CUDDLY and would send me MEMES periodically throughout the day

[ultra-plus-ultra]

I’m a fucking sucker for “gentle giant” characters like theres nothing better than seeing a character who could crush you but is also a fucking sweatheart