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25 | Europe | somehow still on tumblr

[akihir0kat0]

Sukuna heyan

[evyltalks]

femandreil in my head 24/7 unfortunately

[barbie-verse]

thinking hudson williams is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles golden skin pretty hair and big brown bottom eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think shane hollander is hot? fucking shane hollander? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and he's kind to people and his eyes twinkle wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SHANE HOLLANDER is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

(insp)

[extraaa-30]

[hrgifs]

hollanov's matching anterior pelvic tilts

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[peach-paradox]

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

[freakeduploser]

evilest thing about heated rivalry is that ugh. maybe i do long for like true love and whatever. fuck you jacob tierney what have you done to me

[free-my-mindd]

[shiningother]

leaving this on someones parked car after i ram into it

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[evergreen-femme]

i have literally been saying this for my entire adult life

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m sure this opinion will get me killed for some reason but it’s wild how almond milk seems to be the dominant alternative milk when it tastes like nut based cerebrospinal fluid meanwhile Oat Milk is right there being sexy and thick and delicious

[sushiisiu]

ily

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[grabmyboner]

im writing my husbands visa application for him to stay long term in my country and now im thinking about shane who is very carefully compiling all the evidence of their genuine and continuing relationship and making a really nice PowerPoint presentation that includes highlights of their biggest hits against each other on the ice and Canadian immigration is like look we don’t need your weird kink shit we believe you’re together no one would actively do whatever tf you’re doing together, here’s his citizenship pls leave our office immediately

[kaijuerotica]

actually i think the first time ilya sees a moose his first instinct is to approach it and shane has to be the one to show him the statistics of why he should never fucking consider doing that again

[chemtrailbluez]

in ep4 when they're waking up from their nap, ilya is looking at shane with reverence, love, etc. yes, but he's also looking at him with the most catastrophic case of anticipatory grief. like.

that is the face of someone who knows exactly what he has in that moment, and that he is going to lose it. and he's still devastated when it happens that afternoon because he thought he was buying himself more time.

[cuprumbao]

star-crossed buddies 🥺

[kaijuerotica]

ilya and marley get high and watch a youtube video that is CLEARLY sarcastically suggesting that scott hunter is a serial killer but they're both pacing and stressed believing every bit