he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Cosimo Galluzzi
Origami Around
JVL
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
noise dept.
tumblr dot com
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Kaledo Art
if i look back, i am lost
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
shark vs the universe
Three Goblin Art
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@noibatty
i wanna be a cool unshakable asshole but instead i do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.
me; im aloof, uncaring.
someone; gives me a genuine smile and asks how i am.
me, choking up, brimming w tears; im o k thansj for ask;n g
three hours into a road trip when you hit an infinite stretch of farmland is where you find real power and real insignificance simultaneously
Some of y'all have no concept of what living in the Midwest is like huh
yes and I am grateful for that everyday
when it’s november 1st
Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life
The political chaos in the background makes it even more accurate
Reductress really taking no prisoners today
The best part:
“It’s a common misconception that members of gay relationships have to map onto the roles of a straight couple: woman and asshole,” said Acharya. “But neither of us is the asshole; that’s the entire point.”
Ryser had a number of follow-up questions to this explanation.
“So, if neither of you is the asshole,” said Ryser, “then who plays devil’s advocate when you’re having sensitive political conversations? Who takes the other person’s side when you describe a microaggression? And who gets furious when you’re driving and one of you has to pee?”
Demonstrating immense patience, Acharya tried once more to help Ryser understand.
“None of those things are necessary for a relationship,” said Acharya. “In fact, they’re all bad. People in straight relationships should not do those things either.”
the full illustration of my bug carousel! i made a small pattern for some future products, but i definitely want to do more species, too…
ft. hercules beetle, rhinoceros beetle, paper wasp, millipede, praying mantis, and cicada!
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
a thing about chords!
What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.
Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.
lovecraft and his cat n-…
nnnnn-…
ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…
this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat
what was his name
WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
OH NO!
What was the cats name?
Oh
Oh dear.
It can’t be that bad.
Okay it was that bad
This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there
Bug of the Day
OMG, look at this adorable hummingbird clearwing (Hemaris thybe)! How is this squee-worthy beastie not a Pokemon??? I had it in the fridge yesterday so I could get a few good photographs, including the ones above. Today it was finally sunny out so I let it go outside. It sat on my fingers for a long time and then suddenly took off up into the sky like a little fighter jet.
Fascinating.
My aunt used to write horoscopes for the newspaper as a part time job. She had a friend in college who a)always read that newspapers horoscope and b)didn't know my aunt wrote it. So whenever the friend had a shitty episode my aunt would make her horoscope as positive as possible to cheer her up. Long story short they recently got married and are both my aunts now.
what do mean “long story short” give me this entire sappy gay romance novel right now
Rest in Peace Stan Lee
Thanks for all the great memories.
You did good kid.
Toby Fox owns my entire ass again
