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inkubuzzz

Lan Zhan: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Wei Ying: Even better!

Lan Zhan: …What did you-

Wei Ying: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy

sunwomb

GOOD THINGS ARE COMING!

o-lanterns

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

jewish-alluka-deactivated202401

WHAT does this tag mean

starblaster

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

beesmygod

lmfao what the fuck!

source: richard nixon: a psychobiography

anarchistmemedistro

i can’t find the reblog chain that mentions it but it’s important to me that people know it was richard nixon himself that had signed the legislation requiring child safety lids on pill bottles

milanesa42

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

rhapeseuhans

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quixoticanarchy

i do not want to live in the fucking panopticon fuck the camera that blinks above me at work, the tv watching me at the store, the "smile you're on camera" signs, the ring cameras, the flock cameras, the apps to track your child or partner, the activist friends telling me "just assume everything you do in public is being recorded somewhere", the government building protester databases, the teslas recording every move all around them, the knowledge that everything i type or search or save is being tracked and logged, the ads and search suggestions that mysteriously know what i was just talking about, the way biometrics keep creeping into more places, the way my car spies on me, the way my phone spies on me, the way there is nowhere to go to get away from it!!! no wonder the internet is full of vindictive little stalkers and witchhunts when it's the water and the air of society from the culture to the infrastructure

dogpuppy

teaboot

True NPC tutorial phase encounter

emerald-polaris

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hamletthedane

There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.

sevenoffeathers

as of today (6/30/2025) this post was made over 1.2 million minutes ago. a billion minutes ago was still the height of the roman empire

byjove

ADHD sucks so bad. You’ll finally do that task you’ve been putting off for weeks or months and then be like “Oh my God, I’ve been laying in bed at night wracked with guilt and disgust at my inability to clean my bathroom sink and it wasn’t even difficult. I’m so stupid.”

popqorn

One thing I love about Xie Lian is that he’s not naive. By the start of canon, he's had his beliefs tested in the most horrific ways. He’s been defeated, humiliated, tortured, and abandoned. He’s suffered to the point that he almost lost his conviction, and yet, he chose to believe in kindness. For him, being good is not a passive thing, and it’s not the result of ignorance, it’s something he fought for.

redstonedust

to be honest even if vaccines did cause autism i would rather live in a world where everyone is vaccinated and some of those people have autism than an unvaccinated autismless world. like ok whatever. would you rather have autism or polio. autism or measels. idk about yall but im choosing autism every time. its not even a hard choice.