it's all just a fireball

[ sanction + they + 21+ ] literary jenius / king of misfortune. perpetually restless. icon by thecatranimal

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[lets-nuke-it-from-orbit]

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

[evilwizard]

haha it’s funny you ask

[doubleca5t]

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[sab3rtooth]

patterns left by woodworms on driftwood

[onenicebugperday]

PLEASE search "beetle gallery" and look at images. The patterns larval beetles leave behind under the bark of trees while feeding are so so beautiful

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[arachnidsgrrip]

Where the FUCK is "Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009"

[teapartiez]

You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!

[heatwa-ves]

Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.

[cat-faces]

[leo-artista]

I love non conventionally attractive traits. I love big noses. I love tooth gaps. I love freckles that cover up the whole face. I love crooked teeth. I love vitiligo. I love big scars. I love crooked noses. I love lazy eyes. I love acne. I love wrinkles. I love white hairs. I love asymmetrical faces. I love human imperfections

[glorious-spoon]

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

[glorious-spoon]

congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

[icarianmoth]

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can you guys stop dropping your •juggling balls all over my posts •

[lonk-water]

Killing You

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The screaming 20s are here, are you screaming?

this is actually my favorite ask

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this post is from january, it’s become my very least favorite ask

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this post from January 2020 is singlehandedly the worst thing that's ever happened to me

[giggleengine]

[hellsitegenetics]

I keep misreading it as gnome assembly

type of shit my polymerases are up to

[hellsitegenetics]

[hellsitegenetics]

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[onlinebeast]

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

[onlinebeast]