mostly funny stuff

[dogpuppy]

[thckskulll]

[ysolt]

is this for your finger only or would a small cylindrical object also work

[ysolt]

average sized cylindrical object

[pnglove]

[orteil42]

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

[hotvampireadjacent]

[peachfromcmbyn]

I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.

[rintezukas]

chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better

[rintezukas]

if i got mauled by an animal and killed theres a part of me that would be able to become serene and sort of deal with it as like. law of the wild or whatever, humans are the ones out of tune

if i got mauled by a chimpanzee and killed i would be angry at the chimpanzee for being like. i dont know being able to conceptualize pain in others and still deciding to pull me apart with its huge hands until i die

[rintezukas]

if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[plumslices]

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[dragon-age-transcribed-blog]

[elokitties]

how I’m moving this summer

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[ferrethaver]

women should get even more childless

[unspeakablearchives]