goblin I am

Sleep deprived trans masc ( he/him, please don't talk to me, I'm 19 and silly, but I will rant about Ninjago until you pass out, this is for your own good )

[babynindroid]

antique shipping + misako Trust me

WOAHHHHHHH

tbh im generally not super into shipping with very few exceptions, BUT!!!! i trust you and i see your vision, and i hope this opens someone's eyes to the beautiful possibilities of making those old people kiss!

NOW GO FORTH AND MAKE THOSE OLD PEOPLE KISS!! 🫵🫵🫵

this does remind me tho that i still need to talk about dr. julien and misako friendship... somebody bully me into doing that because i keep forgetting...

[skrunklydoo]

OLD PEOLE

[babynindroid]

LOVE OLD PEOLE!!!!

[noithefennec]

Old peole are so cool I wish they were real

[babynindroid]

my live action ninjago movie fancast 😍😍😍

tell me your thoughts! i think they're really accurate! 😍😍😍

[macrohappy]

i dareth you to be silent

[babynindroid]

dareth fancast be upon you

[macrohappy]

I'M PLANNING YOUR ASSASSINATION AS WE SPEAK

[babynindroid]

</3 god forbid a girl want to share her artistic vision,,

[noithefennec]

Skye do you like mine

[babynindroid]

SO GOOD!!!! 😍😍😍

[babynindroid]

my live action ninjago movie fancast 😍😍😍

tell me your thoughts! i think they're really accurate! 😍😍😍

[macrohappy]

i dareth you to be silent

[babynindroid]

dareth fancast be upon you

[macrohappy]

I'M PLANNING YOUR ASSASSINATION AS WE SPEAK

[babynindroid]

</3 god forbid a girl want to share her artistic vision,,

[noithefennec]

Skye do you like mine

[babynindroid]

my live action ninjago movie fancast 😍😍😍

tell me your thoughts! i think they're really accurate! 😍😍😍

[macrohappy]

i dareth you to be silent

[babynindroid]

dareth fancast be upon you

[macrohappy]

I'M PLANNING YOUR ASSASSINATION AS WE SPEAK

[noithefennec]

Actually wait I like this one kinda

[babynindroid]

my live action ninjago movie fancast 😍😍😍

tell me your thoughts! i think they're really accurate! 😍😍😍

[noithefennec]

Why isn’t Cole half Chinese

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

[redheadsims-cc]

[remus-sanders-is-the-bestest]

BLM is still a thing. If you don’t reblog this, but would’ve in June/July you were only in support of black lives when it was a trend. They still need justice

[liongrl321]

everyone deserves equality <3

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Ive said it before and ill say it again all kind people are welcome here.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

If you don’t support nonbinary people, then get the fuck away from my blog

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Besides it’d be really weird if I didn’t support nonbinary people considering that I’m agender

[kitty-c4t]

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[possums-against-cops]

this post must be reblogged by everyone

[vanguardecshepard]

1000000000%

That is all.

[luna1star10]

As some one who uses them absolutely

[chaotic-alien190]

yes.

[mikefrankscigarettes-deactivate]

as someone who uses those, YES

[yuiokami]

Yep

[sen-rinthelynx18]

YASSSSSSSS

[alcedovoir]

My pronouns is not someone else’s debate topic! They/them/theirs are VALID pronouns!

[babynindroid]

he had a little meltdown :(

[noithefennec]

I can’t tell if he needs to cool off or warm up

[babynindroid]

guess who made another ninjago blogverse rp blog.......

[noithefennec]

Is it in the current pre-TOE timeline?

[babynindroid]

yes <3

[noithefennec]

Is it a canon character?

[babynindroid]

technically! ☝️ it isn't a character at all

[noithefennec]

But it IS canon?

[babynindroid]

no <3 but it relates to canon events

[noithefennec]

It would be crazy if you made a blog for the roto jet

[babynindroid]

guess who made another ninjago blogverse rp blog.......

[noithefennec]

Is it in the current pre-TOE timeline?

[babynindroid]

yes <3

[noithefennec]

Is it a canon character?

[babynindroid]

technically! ☝️ it isn't a character at all

[noithefennec]

But it IS canon?

[babynindroid]

guess who made another ninjago blogverse rp blog.......

[noithefennec]

Is it in the current pre-TOE timeline?

[babynindroid]

yes <3

[noithefennec]

Is it a canon character?

[babynindroid]

guess who made another ninjago blogverse rp blog.......

[noithefennec]

Is it in the current pre-TOE timeline?

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

[babynindroid]

little nindroid what is he reaching for?

[noithefennec]

Deli meat

[babynindroid]

he's so hungry....

will nobody feed him? 💔

[noithefennec]

Feast, my boy

[babynindroid]

little nindroid what is he reaching for?

[noithefennec]

Deli meat