rip in pepperonis

Lauren || 21 || US || a whole lot

[roseturkishdelight]

gf bread: *is gluten free*

my absolute idiot brain: [softly] girlfriend bread 💖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🍞💖

[mamoru]

a waffle house has closed.

[paulsrockinpagoda]

fuck it just got real

[powerfulwizard]

At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

coconut

[powerfulwizard]

I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

[girlwarlock]

has hair. give milk

[mens-rights-activia]

[surprisebitch]

the background music, the acting, and the timing.. this deserves an Oscar

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is a wilbur and orville fan account. love those fat flightless fucks

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i would like to clarify that this is in regards to the dodos who run the airport in animal crossing and im not trying to discredit or disparage the wright brothers

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

-

[hktk04]

bless y’all

[hktk02]

bonus:

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

[squidwardhentaicles]

I got this joke instantly, whore.

[popegoodvibes-returns]

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

[teenscoolest]

[zonerbonerz]

My players: Thank you so much for DMing! This campaign seems super cool so far :)

Me, hiding the fact that I started this adventure solely to make the final boss an evil fae chef named Guy Fairy who runs a cooking empire called Flavortowne: ya no problem

[respectfulmemes]

[30-minute-memes]

[freddiefreemansbestfriend]

[honeymoonavenue]

jennifer’s body (2009)

[confessionsofanerd]

This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

[teathattast]

[gluten-free-pussy]

WHAT

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

Pusheen is married?!?

[lilkearnsie]

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

[valtsv]

i love cats because they will literally just smack anything they don’t vibe with

[valtsv]

glass of water on the kitchen counter? the neighbour’s dog? other cats? your legs as you walk past? a BEAR??? nothing is off limits. if it’s wack, it gets the smack.

[valtsv]

VIBE CHECK

[numberlover1729]

Seals by the sidewalk in front of 100′s

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dvxdm]

An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)

You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you

[gaijinhikikomori-deactivated202]

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment

[skywulker-archive]

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just

:/