Hey

Hey I use this app too feed my hyperfixations

[eruruvii]

Why do I have the strange urge to ship Ramirez from cod:mw2 and Kolinski from scp:overlord

[eruruvii]

I ain't gonna write it tho lmao, I'm pretty bad at it.

[eruruvii]

I.... I drew them

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[hawberries]

hello. this week i will be bringing you: haikyuu but it's girls

[kubb-is-a-swedish-lawn-game]

the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt

[thorn-rosed]

TUMBLR

i need all of you to watch "Achtsam Morden" / "Murder Mindfully" on netflix (you find it under both names)

Its a series based on a book with the same name, the original language is German but you can watch it in English, Ukrainian, Turkish, Italian, French, Czech, Hindi, Hungarian, Japanese, Polish, Portuguese, Spanish and Thai too (ofc there's subtitles for each language).

Its about a lawyer who does buisness with a mafia boss but accidentally killed someone while trying to hide his client. Then he has to somehow get out of it without getting ppl suspicious.

I'm not finished yet but 10/10 so far, you should watch it (i need to talk to someone about it)

@kawaiibarty @dairekt-cat @turorudi98 @therealthalia @thatcoolguyeli @dracure @katakosmos yall pls watch it and tell me your thoughts 🙏🙏

[alexjcrowley]

I am obsessed with Björn Diemel. Pathetic wet cat of a lawyer who might as well be Jimmy McGill long lost cousin. He makes a shitton of money being the lawyer of a Russian-German cartel. He absolutely hates it. Even though he's the one making the most money for the studio in which he works everybody treats him like shit and he gets bullied daily by the secretary. His number one purpose is making his daughter happy and spending time with her. His whole life changes because he attends the one mindfulness course that is not a scam, I guess. He kills a guy because freeing him from his car trunk would mess up his like-work balance. He accidentally girlboss gaslight gatekeep his way to the top of said Russian-German cartel. He makes the cartel buy a kindergarten because they wouldn't accept his daughter. He smiles to release endorphines when he sees people being tortured (it's very hard on his psyche). YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE GET IN HIS CAR TRUNK AND DIE BECAUSE HE JUST CHOOSES NOT TO FREE THEM.

[hokanko1729]

[joanthangroff]

i heard tumblr likes presentations. i am acting like it's 2010 with this. please watch my silly show.

[bug-hearted]

will solace is slowly forgetting their faces.

[nomate-i-eats-pebbles]

The one every day annoyance i haven‘t seen romanticized yet is mosquito bites.

They just suck

And yk diseases…

[nomate-i-eats-pebbles]

Help

I remember a Fic I read on here where young Price and Nik meet for the first time. They buy Johns Hat together, work on a car I think and a mission. It ends with them kind of 'breaking up' before anything even really started. But I can't find it! It was so good!

If you remember anything like that pls help

Anyway happy pride!

[shamebats]

Did they task the vampires with hanging up the flags 😭

[panlight]

Something I think about a lot is how carefully SM tried to make it so that Bella couldn't really be 'blamed' for anything. I'm not sure I'm articulating that right. But it came up the other day with the ask about the top five things that don't make sense and the tent scene.

It seems to me that SM found herself surprisingly interested in the Jacob/Bella dynamic. That was never part of her original plan; remember, she wrote Twilight and then Forever Dawn (which was basically had all the same plot points as Breaking Dawn eventually did). She had already written E/B's wedding, birth of Renesmee, Bella being a vampire. Jacob was just a family friend with a minor crush. But it's pretty clear he took on a life of his own in the middle books that SM had not originally planned for and my theory has always been that SM liked the idea of Jacob/Bella but not as much as the Edward/Bella endgame she had literally already written. So what to do? She wants them to kiss, so she makes Jacob force himself on Bella so that Bella is blameless. She wants them to snuggle, so she puts them in a cold tent where Bella literally needs Jacob's body heat so Bella is blameless. She wants them to kiss again, so Jacob threatens getting himself killed, so Bella is blameless.

And none of the Cullens seem at all bothered by whatever is going on with her and Jacob, and they don't have the details because Alice can't see him. It would be natural for some of them to be like, "uhhhhh, what? Is she cheating on Edward?" but no! She is innocent and blameless and they all (except Rosalie) adore her! Part of the family already! Don't even worry about it! Alice even says something like "wow it must be hard to have two good options" like she is a neutral observer and one of the options isn't her brother. They aren't even bothered by her making Edward, the only mind-reader and the only one who can communicate with the wolves when they are in wolf form, sit out the fight to the death that their relationship caused. They're cool with it. Because no one can resent Bella for anything, and if they do, they're bad.

And then we have Breaking Dawn. Bella's been begging for vampirism for awhile now, but maybe wanting immortality and power and beauty might be selfish? Can't have that. She's dying in childbirth. Now it's not just an emergency transformation to save her life, she's sacrificing herself for someone else. She's absolved, and so is Edward.

Even with silly stuff, like the clothes and parities. It might be selfish of Bella to want those things, so she doesn't, but Alice just gives them to her anyway.

It's okay for your protagonist to be selfish sometimes! It's okay for them to be blamed for stuff! Let Bella be messy and take the blame! It's okay.

[mecharose]

ngl one thing in twilight i cannot get over is the fact jasper is a legit confederate soldier. like how tf does this book expect me to read that and just be like ok 👍😃 GIRL. and like he's proud of it too??? this man should not be allowed in society hello...

[iconicsamflynn]

[wolfythewitch]

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