hey whats a gender-neutral word for boyfriend/girlfriend?
Matesprit
ok i dont need anymore answers thank you
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hey whats a gender-neutral word for boyfriend/girlfriend?
Matesprit
ok i dont need anymore answers thank you
op turned off reblogs on zenos boba so I am reposting it here
ZENOS BOBA
ZENOS BOBA SUNDAY EVERYONE
"Jeff Bezos, the billionaire boss of Amazon and this year’s sponsor of the Met Gala, had Chris Smalls, a member of the Amazon Labor Union who wanted to protest the event, beaten by police."
ANTIFA
"This week I discovered the same pattern, executed by Google. Google Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking."
Google Chrome is downloading a 4 GB Gemini Nano model onto users' machines without consent, with no opt-in, no opt-out short of enterprise t
Google Chrome automatically installs local neural network components on user systems via default configurations. The browser downloads a 4GB
Procedures for disabling it
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST
this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’
There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.
#max is thirteen now :(
i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.
Max is an adult now
this game made me go back to doing lineart again
I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all
Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket
She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe
i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist
you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth
number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
I'm genuinely crying right now
danganronpa if it was good
Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨
yeah.
the coworker who is too maternal and has correctly identified you as the runt of the office and won’t let you eat your lunch on break so you starve quicker and die
The dragon snarled. 'So, another foolish knight has come seeking my hoard." "Actually, I'm an accountant, and I'm here to audit your finances."