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It’s almost “damn you look so good in that sundress, what’s your name? Okay never mind fuck you, you ugly bitch!” season. Who’s ready?
“God would never put a female soul into a male body bc he never makes mistakes.” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the whole entire Earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s family and a bunch of animals stuck on a boat together. What on Earth are you talking about ?!?!
The story of Noah is literally God going, “Fuck this, I’m starting over.”
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes
All I want is this to be the most popular post in the history of this site
Let’s make the notes disappear y'all
“It looks like Mimikyu hates Pikachu. Mimikyu isn’t dressed as Pikachu just for fun. It seems to be the thing that Mimikyu hates most.”
- Meowth (Pokemon Sun and Moon anime, Episode 3)
The anime turned out sweet little baby into a malignant force of Pikachu hatred what the fuck
What the fuck Mimikyu We were all rooting for you
Like, no, that was us. We as a fandom jumped the gun. The Fairy type has always been about things that are deceptively cute (Draining Kiss is a kiss that siphons life out of the opponent at 3:4 efficiency, Fairy Lock blocks the escape routes of any and all pokemon in the battle, Baby-Doll Eyes manipulates your opponent with your cuteness to make them only able to hit you 2/3 as hard, the list goes on), and the concepts for Ghost type pokemon have always been dark (Misdreavus scares people because it literally feeds from their fear, likewise Shuppet is drawn to grudges and feelings of vengeance and its evolution is that the hate and vengeance consuming an ordinary discarded toy is so powerful Shuppets become trapped inside and the toy, now a Banette, uses its newfound life to take revenge on the child who discarded it (if you rip open the toy’s mouth, the Shuppet escapes so it doesn’t want to be there), and Phantumps are created by the souls of children who die lost in the woods possessing rotting tree stumps.)
Mimikyu is Ghost and Fairy type; a deceptively cute creature completely consumed by its conviction that it is unlovable and the resulting hatred for those that are was honestly probably its concept all along. This is who Mimikyu is supposed to be; it was us who were wrong.
I love it anyways.
You vastly underestimate me if you think I won’t love a tiny yellow murderchild.
Uh oh. Shots fired.
Where’s the lie tho? Lmao
“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
The Trinity
the only not all men i want to hear is not all men have penises
So i just came out to my dad abt being nb, and he said something really wise about names, i think.
He said “Gifts are not obligations. You give things to people, and you hope they like them. And your name was a gift from us to you. If it doesn’t work for you anymore, you’re not obligated to keep it.”
and i just thought maybe other people could use hearing something like that.
siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time
FUCK YOU, 2016
Season Finale of LAST WEEK TONIGHT w/ John Oliver
girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress
at any protest
police: you’ll notice that we have not murdered anyone yet. we think that’s very nice of us. we’re being very restrained. you guys should meet us halfway and go home without any of your complaints being addressed, that would be a great compromise.
*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”
Omg this is my favorite video
@nomnom-torieos, this is hilarious.
Trump Against Humanity takes a famously inappropriate card game and makes it yuge
The concept behind Trump Against Humanity is relatively straightforward. It takes the Cards Against Humanity model and simply replaces the sentences with actual things Trump has said.
I DIDNT THINK CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY COULD GET EVEN GET CRAZIER