universally beloved girl @nonagon-wizard - Tumblr Blog

nona, or nonagon god wizard, is a critically acclaimed character, beloved by every single person in the world.

some reviews have described her as "perfect," "having powers" and "a girl"

she has appeared in many shows and games and other such things. you all know her.

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

orthoscheme

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

maidthings

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

abstractslime

piss them off and they'll hire a guy whose legal name is 'The Fucked Freak' to hang around your house and kill you

communist-hatsunemiku

who gives a fuck about that stupid metal bastard BRING BACK IRISH AMERICAN CHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

communist-hatsunemiku

who gives a fuck about that stupid metal bastard BRING BACK IRISH AMERICAN CHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

abstractlime

we have to use bioweapons to kill ALL the pigs

cheaphalloweencostume

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.