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why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

he’s evolving??!???!

update: there were THREE with legs in this bag and one of them was three colors instead of two. why are my gummi worms mutating

tauforged

good evening to everyone EXCEPT the user who tagged this post with ‘those are his nipples’

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Little sweeties.

#WAAAAA #pin

writingdose

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

clementine-kesh

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

clementine-kesh

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

mindllessdreaming

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

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byjove

any time someone starts talking shit about country music on my post without specifying that they mean modern mainstream country, I’m like nuh uh. not around here, pardner.

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byjove

any time someone starts talking shit about country music on my post without specifying that they mean modern mainstream country, I’m like nuh uh. not around here, pardner.

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boccher

waxromantic

innerchildabortionclinic

suddenly thankful I only worked retail because this would piss me off so bad. here's my genuine opinion: if you really can't eat the entire donut because of your dumbass diet or whatever, have some self control and eat NONE of it

#looks directly at my coworkers

orcboxer

No but really though I found out pjackk was gone this morning from this email

I don't remember that post at all so I tried looking it up and I can't find the post since it's deleted obviously so all I can find is this (all links are dead)

1. I never reported pjackk

2. I don't think pjackk ever said "Bulgaria is Following in Greece's Footsteps. Here's How We Stop It."

So I don't know, I report spambots and any particularly blatant fascists that show up in my notes, but I'm pretty damn sure I'd notice if pjackk was one of them. My only hypothesis is that maybe at some point I reported spam that was attached to a pjackk post I rbed and somehow pjackk got hit instead of/along with the bot? I have no fuckin idea

fongus-the-ninth

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

pangur-and-grim

I’m such a dumb piece of shit but I love having takes. and this will never stop. you will see my takes

mousegirlheart

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.