Lu

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Hi I'm Lu!

After... A while of being on Tumblr, I have been convinced (by myself) to write a bit of an intro post!

I'm a lover of all things mythological, pirate and podcast, big fan of (quite a few) anime and general horror and slasher (heavy on Hannibal and saw) and I can be convinced to listen/watch things pretty easily especially if you yap about it to me (I love yapping to people about things.)

My use of pronouns is as vast as the deep blue sky ☁️☁️☁️ and most of my posts are utter bullshit, as they should be.

I also have a tma roleplay account under the name of @fairchildthefreak which I adore dearly!!

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I've had other obsessions in between now and January I swear, it's just none of them jump me and force me to post on Tumblr at knifepoint like Hannibal does.

Also I am the most sane Hannibal fan. It has been decided. All of you bow your worm filled heads to my judgement and overarching superiority. (The worms all have Hannibal's face hurriedly photoshopped onto them).

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I can't eat, I can't drink, I can't do anything anymore without thinking of Hannibal. Pleaseeeee save me from this torment I can see edits behind my eyelids and hear Bedelia's voice in my ears and all I can think is Will Graham Core, Hannibal core, Clarice Starling is such a girl boss. I fear the end is Nye.

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Tell me why some of the best Hannibal and Will characterisations I have read are from a Harry Potter crossover. It's always the harry potter crossovers istg.

Anyway shout out to Divine Metamorphosis by CestPasDuBaudelaire you really cooked

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My thirsty arse could never be a fish - Lucy Jones

My hungry ass could never be a builder. -Lucy Jones

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I will get to Hannibal levels of art. I shall.

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I don't want to be Hannibal, but the Parasites, the Parasites want me to be Hannibal.

(Picture me rolling around wearing a three piece suit. A portion of my brain is berating me for indulging in such a thing, the problem is I have far too much energy and nowhere to put it. Hannibal would eat me I fear.)

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The highest respect to all Hannibal fanfiction writers. How you are inserting beautiful metaphor, intelligence and characterisation into something that is predominantly smut is fascinating and I applaud you.

(Nothing against smut, of course. I know it can be written like art, and is difficult to write anyway, I'm just pleasantly surprised when I am faced with twelve references to the renaissance and seventeen metaphors surrounding the impact of god on the soul during a chapter specifically tagged with 'improper use of')

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I love having a boyfriend that not only accepts the outrageous things I say to him, but responds with love and affection. This is the epitome of queer relationships. (At least in my opinion, which is correct as per usual, I will not be taking criticism)

I have also come to the realisation that maybe I watch too much Hannibal

....Nahhhh

Anyway Love you @f1int5trawb3rry ❤️ You're so babygirl

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The holdovers is so delightful, I love how films like dead poets have wrecked me enough that I am constantly terrified that someone is to die (when I watch beautiful things like them) which, of course, is why I enjoy when someone does not. Not saying that I don't enjoy being unconsolably sad from time to time, because what is a sad film if it doesn't truly strip your soul.

I eat up the cinematography every time.

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HI SINCE WHEN CAN YOU DO THE WORM

Since I got corrupted fr

(Since always 🤷)

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Once again crashing out about the Ex Altiora Perfume. Vast, the fragrance if you will.

Pleaseeee I need it pleaseeeee why is it expensive and in America pleaseeeeeeee D:

I'm gonna eat it.

Turns out they have international versions! YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE

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Drew PM Dazai! Don't mind that the tie slowly gets smaller towards the bottom I forgot to fix it.

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Big up Higuchi. I don't know what else to say, I just love her.

Also sorry if you're a classical literature fan looking for the actual Higuchi Natsuko/ Ichiyō I am once again yapping about the hit anime Bungo(u) Stray Dogs (although she (the author) also seems really cool from the very brief information I have found on her)

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Too many podcasts Too many podcastssss Too manyyyyyy

I need Arthur Lester to meet Jon Sims and Jon Sims to meet Koshekh Gershwin-Palmer.

I love Koshekh.

I also love Kayne though I do like my characters vaguely, you know, alive, so he has to stay in the box.

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Crashing out over essays. Again.

I'm gonna run off to join the circus when I'm older, confirmed. Either that or make a cabin in the woods and learn magic.

Edit- After adding the Merlin tag, I proceeded to scroll endlessly through it. I feel better now. Thank the gods for BBC Merlin.

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Woke up to the sound of a dreamlands ass beast outside. Turns out it's just roadworks. We're all good everybody 🥲