"Mayor of Drunks, Lord of Memes"

Hi I'm Livy, I'm a student from the north of england who's trying to write a book and is also a huge vain nerd. 21, bisexual, AFAB, they/them/their. (pls tell me if it makes u uncomfortable that i follow u for any reason, I'll gladly unfollow) x

[nightlifemingus]

this is an old-ass meme but the humor is very 2017. this could have been made yesterday

[jerryswag]

[ravingsrandom]

This meme transcends language

[insomniac-arrest]

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

[nonbinarytaylorswift]

[Scene: a nervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley.]

Millennial: what's the target?

Man: I don't know if I want to do this.

Millennial: people don't come to us until they've made up their minds.

Man: Alright. Styrofoam cups.

Millennial: Six months and they're gone.

Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups?

Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply.

Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti-

Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start.

Man: Al..alright.

Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again.

Man: I understand. It has to be done.

Millennial: then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void.

Man: Thank..thank you.

Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy.

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

gay culture is calling things gay and getting disapproving looks and lectures about how gay is okay from the straights

[theonion]

[nonbinarytaylorswift]

Me: *temporarily chills* 💪 i am improving

Me ten seconds later: ah i was Mistaken

[nonbinarytaylorswift]

when a gay person says “the gays”: blessed, wholesome, probably followed by lighthearted joke about our healthy relationships

when a straight person says “the gays”: snakes begin to manifest in m home

[ithelpstodream]

[loonyloomy]

Just wanted to share this coming out story from a guy I saw on First Dates. He came out to his dad when he was 20, and then his mum when he was 21, after trying very hard to hide that part of himself and never really discussing anything like that in their household. Hearing his mother’s response after he explained all that was really gratifying. To all Muslim LGBT+ people, As-Salaam-Alaikum <3

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[despazito]

im at a neighbours house and watching a dr who commentary track and it’s just moffat talking about how he doesn’t understand emojis so he made them evil as social commentary

[nonbinarytaylorswift]

i mean... he made irene adler call her phone a “cameraphone” for the entirety of scandal in belgravia i feel like he can’t understand technology until it’s like 10 years old and hes really pissed about it  

[jetsetter-life]

[ruinedchildhood]

[crestfallenchild]

whatW WHAT

[skygenders]

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

[eva-420]

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

[kingjaffejoffer]

[thechubbynerd]

The best part about this photo are the fidget spinners in the window. This really could have been a timeless photo, but those fidget spinners permanently mark this down as May of 2017.

[eggmacguffin]

Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings

[pipemi]

I wish we had the credit for all these photos

[eggmacguffin]

sorry about that, here you go:

four men, one smoking - Dimitri Staszewski

brawling ukrainian politicians - Valentyn Ogirenko  

man painting with cat in foreground  - Reddit user Ktai_Arterion

 ted cruz - Jason Reed

man lying in busy street - Joel Goodman

laughing man framed by grimy window - Leo Berne

woman baking in sunlight - Bas Uterwijk

bickering traders on a red couch - Adam Grey

[gaylor-moon]

damn even Wonder Woman doesn’t have time for terf nonsense

[beldeneige]

I have spoken to Greg Rucka directly on this matter, he has confirmed there are trans women Amazonians. However, he wants to be able to write them respectfully and well done, which is why hes taking the time to research and listen to trans women.