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@nonchalantnewt
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Hello Hello! I’m Newt,
I make a frankly unreasonable number of OCs, creature designs, and anthro characters. Everything is an OC if you squint hard enough.
Looking for my adoptables? They all live over on my Toyhouse:
🌿 https://toyhou.se/NonchalantNewt 🌿
Always feel free to show me your own creations and weird lil guys!!
I’ll see you in the shadows,
— Newt 🦎
one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.
literally a cartoon bad guy
in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job
The Twilight Zone: Our episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically" was meant as a cautionary tale about the predatory nature of the gambling industry
The Gambling Industry: We've invented the slot machine that chases you around physically from The Twilight Zone episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically"
That’s a real episode, for anyone who didn’t know.
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost
At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again
I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction"
Bruce Wayne is so much stronger than me, because if I was him I would walk straight up to Lex Luthor at a fundraiser, lean down, and whisper you want to fuck Superman so bad it makes you look stupid in his ear before flitting away with zero context.
Starting working on my Adopt Raffle for this month 🪲🪲🪲
executive dysfunction
My knowledge was called upon
Artfight is coming to an end, so I’m back on my adoptable shit!
Experimental adopt; the Dancing Tiger
He’s tried several different types of dance; tap, hip hop, ballroom, but the one that brings him the most joy is Ballet. Regardless of the comments people make about him for it, it’s the only one that makes him feel like he’s flying.
$25 flat price
-Cashapp, Venmo, Zelle, PayPal!
comment or message me to claim!
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
CODE RED: local man has gotten sick of one of their 3 standard comfort meals and will be commiting to starving instead of learning how to cook anything new. experts are saying "dude why are you crying" and "hey hows the autism diagnosis going"
passing glances
just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.
