sometimes i reblog stuff

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[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Mentally I’m here

[fuglyselfie]

me: logs into my google account

google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???

[fanonical]

harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

[hustlerose]

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

[highlandvalley]

[cookii-whore]

TOO MANY!!!!!

[spelons]

Petition to refer to all negative anons as anions from now on

[bob-belcher]

[baetology]

with a titty out and everything

[loveandlucky]

tits: out

netflix: questioning

[memewhore]

[smoalgate]

Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[30-minute-memes]

me irl

[rosadiiiaz-deactivated20181223]

please, for the small price of everything I own, can john mulaney write an episode of brooklyn nine nine

[rosadiiiaz-deactivated20181223]

reporter: so, how did you escape detective jake peralta for the fourth time?

doug judy: Well I am glad you asked. I used the bittenbinder method. When I saw the detective approaching, I chewed up a tab of alka-seltzer I carry with me at all times. This created a foaming at the mouth appearance that made it look like i had rabies . Now I’ve thrown the man off his rhythm.

[innsmouthconsul]

When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.“ 

[bone-shy-deactivated20150412]

The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.

[the-anarcho-raver]

[stoportotouch]

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

[stoportotouch]

too late i’ve decided for you that you do

here they are

[weavemama]

maybe if we unplug America and plug it back in???

[uwuguay-deleting-deactivated202]

leave it unplugged

[bonesbuckleup]

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

[coffeeinacoldhell]

I feel like it myst have been a joint decision, insofar as naming Cheddar stemmed from a thorough and exhaustive pro/con list, followed by an official debate using regulations previously agreed upon during their courtship.

[queersona]

[nerdbaron]

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this