Iâm sorry Iâm just so obsessed with this post I come back to it like every other weekâ if youâll allow me to add to itâŠ?
I think Light could almost do Spy x Family, like he pretty much has what it takes (perfectly non-threatening fake persona, can easily fake a romantic relationship, could ABSOLUTELY be an assassin, etcâŠ). The only problem is, he would entirely lose his mind after .3 seconds of dealing with Anya.
Karma can totally do SxF because heâs charismatic enough so that nobody would suspect him of being an assassin if he really wanted to hide it. At most, heâd have slightly-odd-parent-that-lives-next-door energy.
Kaguya would pull off the âwife and motherâ act perfectly with enough prep time. She wouldnât really have a reason to become an assassin but I believe sheâd do it if she had to (as long as itâs not some Kira-level mass-murder stuff). Though sheâd use more discreet methods, like poisoning or something. Sheâd absolutely never get caught of course, sheâs too meticulous for that.
Lelouch can, in fact, do SxF because, unlike Light, he actually can take care of children.
Now Yor I believe couldnât do Death Note because, despite operating under a similar logic as Kira (Thorn Princess âonly kills monsters and traitorsâ), she never claimed to know who deserves to live and who doesnât. Sheâs a hired assassin, she kills her targets. She doesnât have the ambition of re-shaping the world to her image or anything, she just wants to protect the ones she cares about. Also, she likes cold weapons wayyy too much to use the Death Note lmao.
Yor can do Assassination Classroom for similar reasons than Kaguya can: this type of guidance is really something Yor wouldâve needed as a social recluse orphaned teen. And duh, sheâs literally an assassin, sheâd be top of class E in that regard!
She canât do Love is War because sheâs really not a manipulative person and is way too naive for all the scheming that goes on in that show.
She canât do Code Geass either because, again, sheâs not ambitious or manipulative enough to become a Zero-like figure.
L canât do Spy x Family because he canât do social situations. Heâs so blunt heâd out himself as a spy in less than three seconds.
I believe Nagisa CAN do SxF cause like, just like Karma, heâs actually decently good at convincing people he is normal (I know I sure fell for it for a good chunk of the series). Heâs not really a strategic person, but he doesnât need it to be a good spy because people naturally trust him.
Miyuki would be so good at SxF because heâs good at improv which is GREAT for a spy. Also I fully believe heâd be quicker at the whole âdadâ thing than Loid is.
Continuing the trend of Suzaku being useless (Iâm sorry I love him); I actually do think he could do SxF as Yor, but as Loid?? Poor kid would try so hard to infiltrate powerful pro-war Ostania politicians circles that heâd accidentally join Desmondâs political party and start fighting for their cause for real. God save his soul, heâs trying to change the system from the inside but accidentally becomes the systemâŠ
Twilightâs whole shtick is he can play any role, so youâd think he could do all of these, right?? WRONG. This man would never, in a million years figure out who Kira is. I mean he literally hasnât noticed heâs married to an assassin. His observation skills operate by Roger Rabbit rule, therefore he couldnât pull of being L.
However I do think I can do AssClass, because again, tortured childhood&teenage years, heâd fit right within class E. Heâs also strong and agile enough to be an assassin. Heâs perfectly capable of killing someone, as weâve seen.
Loid could do Love is War better than Miyuki. Câmon, the guy is probably the god of honey-traps! Heâd struggle more with the emotional side of it, but heâd get there eventually.
He wouldnât guess Zeroâs identity (again, Roger Rabbit observation skills), but honestly, neither really did Suzaku (he had suspicions but wouldnât believe it). Still, Iâm pretty sure he could pilot a Knightmare just fine. Really, itâs almost comical how that man can do pretty much anything (except get his daughter to earn Stella stars).
Obligatory #feminism but Iâd like to specify that Anyaâs role in these stories would slightly differ: sheâd just find her way into the plot and have a gay olâ waku waku time listening to everyoneâs thoughts.
