✨chaos✨

IDK, just whatever grabs the brain worm. 23, he/they, pan-tastic

[nonnewtonianracoon]

Ah yes, been a while since I worked on my knitting, I says

Mhm, a nice couple rows on this project before bed to unwind and relax, me thinks

Oops, inverted the pattern and switched what row goes where

Have to tink that row to redo, annoying but not the end of the- fuck my life, dropped a stitch rethreading the tink

Unravel another

Welp, and another

Fuck my goddamn life there goes four rows, ON A BLANKET PROJECT

Now I have a tangled yarn ball at my feet, three hours of progress down the drain, and I have to try to fix it

My dearest y'all's, this ain't the relaxation I was going for 🫩

Just send me to the slaughterhouse at this point

[lemonscribs]

Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀

[lemonscribs]

Trans pride blacktip sharks 🏳️‍⚧️🦈

[nonnewtonianracoon]

Re-watching Supernatural, so once I get back to having a good grasp on the characters (it's been a couple years since I was in this particular rabbit hole), I may well start writing for it. I'm a helpless manwhore for them (especially Dean, holy fuck Jensen is gorgeous). Not much has been striking the fancy lately, but pretty men always will 😌

Speaking of pretty men, even re-watching for the 62736463736473th time, I can never get over how goddamn attractive early seasons Dean is. Like yea, he ages like a fine wine, but early seasons Dean is much closer to my age range, so that clicks the brain chemistry extra nicely lol

Either way, while there are a few women I find very attractive, for the most part I fall into the mlm category, so happy pride for that y'all 🫡 homoflexible racoon for the win I guess

[the-glitch-boii]

The live is over, and the timer that's meant to go off at midnight is set.

I'm currently laying face down on my kitchen floor, small voidlings trying to make a tactical attack at my cold pizza crusts, and trying to stop my stupid faucet eyes from worsening my dehydration.

So far all attempts have been unsuccessful.

I'd kept it together pretty well through the whole thing, and then for some reason that last bean was a straw on this stupid camel's back and I broke like a badly taped together dam.

All of you are so damn wonderful, and I don't know how to cope with that right now.

I fucking love you so much 🫂

[nonnewtonianracoon]

We love you too 🫂 you've been absolutely wonderful and it's been an honour. I'm in shambles across the sea too 😔

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Be the freaky hot trans person you wanna see in the world.

Exist in spite of your family, religion, and the government.

[the-haiku-bot]

Exist in spite of

your family, religion,

and the government.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[b1ossomk3y2]

In the true, grand scheme of the world, no one will remember your mistakes. Your failures, your doubt, your guilt, they don't remember you for that.

What they do remember is your bravery. The times you make them feel better, the times you smiled, your positive moments are what will come to mind whenever you're thought of.

So don't be scared to put yourself out there. Be loud, be proud of who you are, because you are alive and you're here to make yourself heard.

So speak with your heart, not with what other people want your heart to say.

[the-haiku-bot]

So speak with your heart,

not with what other people

want your heart to say.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[the-haiku-bot]

Would you want scammers

to know the state of your loved

one’s dementia?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-glitch-boii]

So, I absolutely love the 09 Ghost/Roach ship, but I've been seeing it tagged at Ghoach?

Look man, I'm not here to harsh your vibes, but the hilarious possibility of the alternative name for them (considering how they meet their end) is a missed opportunity....

✨🔥ROAST🔥✨

That is all.

[nonnewtonianracoon]

Oh that is EVIL 😭

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[foxofninetales]

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Very important kitty noises

[teaboot]

I think your cat is probably a dove

[dehydratedbunny]

i think that creachure is a birbs

[rockergiirl]

uhm actually it's clearly big bugs

[dehydratedbunny]

have you heard it???? it might look like boog but I think it is a clever disguise its actually birb

[rockergiirl]

hmm I'm not convinced, I think we'll need a science to help determine this

[the-haiku-bot]

hmm I’m not convinced, I

think we’ll need a science to

help determine this

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i was hanging out with my brother internet sensation hank green tonight, and he was like, "If you spent more time on bluesky you'd be so popular," and i found out he has like 800,000 followers there.

and then i was like, "But I'm on tumblr, which is like the Marines for the Internet. Do you know how fucking dangerous it is there? I am putting my goddamned life in my goddamned hands every time I log in. Bluesky could never."

[nonnewtonianracoon]

The fact that my music flipped to a tavern-esque cover of The Last Goodbye from The Hobbit that makes it sound like an adventure instead of a tragedy really adds to the ambiance of this post

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[pukicho]

imagine being kind in 2026

[pukicho]

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

[crashingcryptid]

African black footed cat hybrid reader being put on the team 141. Each of the men are big cat hybrids, panther hybrid Kyle, tiger hybrids Simon and Johnny, and lion hybrid John. You were like a kitten beside them and they couldn't help but treat you as such.

Simon and Johnny would take turns grooming you. You were practically their kitten, spoiled with naps in their den and extra cuddles. John would pile extra food on your plate every meal time. "Gotta get big, kit." He rumbles, even though he knows you won't grow bigger than you are.

He can't help the instinct gnawing away to feed you. You would eat as much as you could and let Kyle pick off your plate when John wasn't looking. Kyle was your favorite to spar with. He didn't ever hold back with you since he knew you could give it back to him just as bad.

You didn't fight dirty. You fought with purpose. You may be half the size of the men on the team, but you rip through enemies like tissue paper. You have accuracy on the field that gains you respect when you're off of it. But when the nights get cold, and the gear is stripped down for plain clothes, you can be found between Johnny and Simon.

[nonnewtonianracoon]

Black footed cat hybrid my beloved 😩

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

[important-animal-images]

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn