peace and love on planet hollander

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[bedlund]

peace and love on planet hollander

[discooccasionally]

shane: this is such a bad idea

shane 0.5 seconds later:

[boitterfly]

ilya entering that bathroom in vegas: funny meeting you here😜wasn’t it hot how all those people were just looking at us and they don’t even know that we fu-

shane, immediately:

[noodleshane]

ilya rozanov during pride month: on the dude wipes parade float launching rainbow hockey puck plushies at children in the crowd

shane hollander during pride month: not in north america. "are you going to pri-" "no sorry :/ silent retreat :/ switzerland :/ yeah :/ it's gonna be the entire month of june :/"

[kosmogrl]

there are tuesdays happening that have never happened before

[experienceandobservation]

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[drabbles-and-rambles]

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.

[shanehollandered]

and every time, they sit in their seats like

[lula2481]

ugh they’re so cute😩😩😩😩😩

[lavenderprose]

Ilya Rozanov can you hear me through the portal. Do you know about the Stanley Pup Ilya Rozanov. 32 puppies representing every team in the NHL. Ilya are you there.

[lavenderprose]

In-universe the Centaurs representative is definitely named Ilya Rozanarf. Wire-hair Jack Russel with MAJOR attitude.

Shane Pawllander is a chocolate lab puppy who keeps sitting in front of the camera and demonstrating that it knows how to wave.

[scunthotter]

Sometimes I forget I've only known about Shane for 6 months.

[jimmysownworld]

yuna getting really lovely, thoughtful, sometimes extravagant mothers day and birthday gifts from ilya never really understanding why hes going through all this effort even if she does appreciate it and thinks hes so so sweet for it all, even after the boys tell her and david about ilyas mother and the irina foundation it doesnt fully click for a while. it only comes together on some random day, ilya has a game later that night and he’s had lunch with yuna and david planned for a while and he shows up with the good vodka david likes and this small package of candies that ilya hands to her very shyly for the first time probably in his life, definitely since shes known him, and he explains with shaking hands that they were his mama’s favorite, and it was her birthday today.

yuna feels her heart break a little bit when he tells her that she would have been younger than her, maybe too young for how old her children are considering he had an older brother, but he thought about his mama when he was happy in the hollander home, and wanted to share his mamas favorite candy with the woman who was mama to his favorite person in the world. like they got to meet, in a way. and yuna realizes very suddenly that he does the birthdays and mothers days for both her and irina because she is the closest thing he has to a mother, and she looks at him and realizes with it that he is in some ways still 12, finding his mother, and she has never met a little boy so tall and tired when she pulls him into a hug and doesnt let go till david suggests they get inside for lunch.

[scartafacci]

ilya: do you like them? girls?

shane: for sure! i have a distant cousin who’s a girl and she’s always been cool i guess? also my mom is a girl or even a woman you could say and i think she’s neat :)

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

I just know the rose landry queerbating allegations are NASTY!!

[oshell-on-ice]

I think at some point Ilya’s therapist gets concerned by what seems to be a codependent and anxious attachment btw Ilya and Shane. When Shane the Doer hears about it, For the sake of his husband’s mental health’s improvement and the preservation of a healthy marriage, he convinces Ilya to try installing boundaries and do activities separately. It lasts a week before Ilya comes home sobbing from a video game session with Troy communicating that if they keep this boundary thing up he’ll need to switch his meds’ dosage because he’s miserable. Shane jumps from the couch he’s been sitting on for 40minutes because he was supposed to eat diner with rose but he kept wanting to make jokes and look at ilya to see him laugh but he wasn’t there and it SUCKED OMG and Shane starts sobbing too because if they keep this up he will have to get on his own meds and let’s never do this again I hate it when I can’t smell you near me

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[cuppydogshane]

marly voice Oh my god no way Roz? Rozy? I remember you from Uruk! Yeah Uruk! You remember we used to run things in the fertile crescent broooooo

[lateghost]

Yeah, I was your companion, your best most precious friend, and Roz, you were the motherfucking king! We killed monsters and shit it was so fucking epic. Sucked when I died though but I died for you so, totally worth it honestly, hahaha!

Come on, Roz, nothing, nothing at all? You don't remember your best bro Enkidu...?

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day