the best soupie of all

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[sitcomlesbian]

DANK ASS SPACE WEED

[ammnontet]

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck

[thetrippytrip]

$29 eyeshadow ☠ ☠ ☠

[nintendovibes]

[pesky-plumbers]

me looking back on my middle school self

[cookie-waffle-deactivated202511]

[cookie-waffle-deactivated202511]

hey guys I made more

[jailor-deactivated20230520]

now she want a photo

u already know tho

u only live once thats the motto badword yolo

[officialjiggly]

[trapcard]

this is SO funny

[gingerglides]

The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes, and take her in. She’d be patient and thorough, teaching her new words every day, and they would share chocolates and roller skate and have regular kid fun. Matilda would show her board games but Eleven would insist on cards. They’d both cheat and see who was better at getting away with it. Eleven would teach Matilda how to move larger objects with her powers and be utterly fucking thrilled by the story of revenge on Ms. Trunchbull.

They would be thick as thieves and no one can convince me otherwise.

[gayingmantis]

[versaceslut]

so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures

then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her

no one tops my grandma tbh

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

You illegally downloaded a dress…

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

[judeoceltische]

I’ve said this before, but Grandma’s a very skilled seamstress.

[surprisebitch]

the dress your grandma made actually looks better!

[joshnumbilin-deactivated2019032]

Grandma did it without the ugly side seem!

[ssalrobyul]

[75orchids]

[beaniebabyoftheday]

Happy Hanukkah the bear

happy hanukkah to all who celebrate it!!

[panamanians]

@hanukkahheathers

[hairbrush9]

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

[hairbrush9]

i hope everyone understands i mean no space bases on mars for the wealthy and no control room on venus where elon musk sits and read books about how to turn a human brain into a motherboard. Wealthy gotta fix what they fucked before they head off to a new world…imo

[letthesunshinein]

it’s hanukkah tonight so happy hanukkah for all those who celebrate it!!!!!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[quibbs]

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

[dollygale]

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

[quibbs]

thats because it is an emotion

[byeahs]

[puncromancer]

Clench your assholes lads we’re on the hunt for pirates