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I can't believe my STEM major ass laughed at this

stem majors love seeing incredibly basic concepts and going "yeah this is unique to me. non-academics can't possibly understand this."

germanmilfs

they don't teach this until the doctorate

kdinjenzen

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

kdinjenzen

Self-fulfilling prophecy

kdinjenzen

Oh no

kdinjenzen

Help

kdinjenzen

Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.

kdinjenzen

WHY!?

kdinjenzen

Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”

And yes, it does:

kdinjenzen

Nice.

kdinjenzen

Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World

Pain.

source

cherenkovbouquet

Merry Christmas to everyone except whoever made this

fulviavincit

sorry but this is absolutely sending me

captainprissyprincess

This picture he posted after the video makes it even better

mundanesalad

Here’s a true story about studying for finals.

The culprit:

mundanesalad

I always get a little uptick in notes on this post during finals seasons.

i-am-a-fish

nervous

cattt420-deactivated20200729

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

i-am-a-fish

more nervous than before

ghostly-ghouls

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

i-am-a-fish

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

coming out

g… go back in

coming out more

Flexible felt miniatures by Mini Soulmates

softblockwashere-deactivated202

it’s fat fuck friday

super-affection

mr. boombastic

coolxatu

meanwhile in a different dimension…

ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202

skinny bitch sunday……..

fuks

citrineghost

Needed work

gothicprep

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

gothicprep

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

gothicprep

Oh Christ

sapropel

This is the color your cat is

lazygravez

colors i eyedropped directly from op’s cat

cheeseanonioncrisps

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP’s cat.

karakats

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

bogleech

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

tanuki-pyon

Moldy forest cat

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

punny-trash

I love how this post speed ran becoming a world heritage post in less than a month

nonbxnary

Calling my trans siblings that do injections (and anyone else that does regular self-injections)!

This is a ShotBlocker. It’s perfect if you have a fear of needles, injections, injection pain, or any other kind of injection anxiety. You place the plastic spikes on your skin and firmly press them down while doing your injection. Having many different points of pressure distracts you from injection pain and I’ve found it helps mentally as well.

I’ve been doing T injections for about a month now and tonight I didn’t have to work myself up to it like I’ve had to in the past. AND it wasn’t as painful as my other injections! I highly recommend getting one of these if you’re struggling to do injections. You can get them for $5-$7 online and they are reusable.