Nora

33 | adhd | PNW | she/her, sometimes they | mariners fan | taken @eorg

[strombolicious]

[teathattast]

reblog to do this w your mutuals

[norashutup]

The advertisement in the background for an injury lawyer at Dodgers stadium is weirdly funny after our first batter at the plate in the first inning got hit by a pitch 🫠

[eorg]

I saw that too!!

[norashutup]

I wish we lived closer together so we could watch the games together 😔

[norashutup]

I'm filing a class-action lawsuit against Luis Castillo for negligent infliction of emotional distress, anyone wanna join?

[norashutup]

The advertisement in the background for an injury lawyer at Dodgers stadium is weirdly funny after our first batter at the plate in the first inning got hit by a pitch 🫠

[depsidase]

[norashutup]

Took a phone call from a customer at work today wanting to buy velvet (?) carpet for his passenger airplane and he was like "my phone calls haven't been going through to anyone lately, i think it's whatever the democrats are shooting into the air!"

So. I'm not allowed to get a pilot's license because i have adhd but THIS GUY is allowed to not only fly but teach people how to fly?!

[favoritesticle]

the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges

[stay-spooky-blog-deactivated202]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #49: dog came with me but the magic field uplifted her into an anime girl and I'm realizing our personalities just don't click (plus her sitting on my lap is weird now)

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #64: the town blacksmith is an elf named Gay Simpson and I couldnt explain why that made me laugh and now she won't fix my weapons anymore

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #75: my degree in russian lit is useless now

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #83: the four dark lords of this world look almost identical to abba which cant be intentional but when they line up on horseback its so uncanny i cant help but wonder if someones fucking with me

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #94: they dont make my meds here and health potions dont do shit for bipolar

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #102: finally met another earthling but hes like half my age so we dont have anything in common. somewhere along the line he got turned into a musclebound wolfman and every time i ask about it he gets super smug and refuses to tell me how it happened

[thetetra]

I have bad news about the degree in Russian lit here as well.

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[dogpuppy]

[alleybloom]

what's wrong babe you barely yelled "uH i sUrE hOpE it DoEs" when we passed that road work ahead sign

[historicity-was-already-taken]

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

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[bellisima-writes]

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

[subtextsays]

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[greater-than-the-sword]

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

[nocontextsmosh]

[norashutup]

T-Pain roasting Chanse is the wildest thing ever 😂

[norashutup]

I'm rewatching House and I'm watching S3E2 for the first time since it originally aired.

There's no way on earth these specialized doctors (who are literally in a unit that has to know weird facts about weird diseases and conditions) didn't know about chimerism before this. Like, i understand them not getting that this kid had it at first, but as soon as the biopsies showed two different sets of DNA and house was like "that's impossible!", i lost my mind.

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault