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i am allowed to call a grown man “babygirl” it is my god given right

Hot take but like…. trans people like don’t have to disclose that they are trans if they don’t want to. Trans people can work with you, be friends with you, and yes, even flirt with you, and not have to tell you they are trans. Our existence doesn’t require a full disclosure agreement.

post--grad

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

raindancejodi

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

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hoeonfilm

stability is overrated…. not crying in public transport is boring

frawgs

eats a peanut before i suck ur dick so my throat closes and creates a tighter grip

campcrystallake1980-deactivated

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

frawgs

there is absolutely nothing to critique here

irstaxcode-deactivated20150908

my house is haunted because i live here

insomniac-arrest

hey, big shout out to the first public himbo supporter, the original lady of the one brain cell beefcake

she was ahead of her time

guerrillatech

illusivewoman22

How......how did I never think of this? I know that foster parents get money for raising foster kids. How did my brain not piece together that giving that money to parents whose only sin is poverty would FIX THE FUCKING PROBLEM??