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ok so I did the WAA matching Athena’s sleeveless shirt so naturally the next step is the prosecutors’ office matching Franziska’s skirt. another point for workplace equality today

unmooredonasundayevening

writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.

clinticalthinkr

Good tip. I know a lot of writers who cry uncontrollably when they see a blank page, so I’m sure that feeling will translate directly to the reader.

arahir

y'all hear about that zine drama

arahir

a persona zine mod stole $27k and spent it on genshin and takeout food this has been going on since march and their only response in the zine discord was to post a heart emoji and no apology

arahir

yes i skipped two days but klapollo week day 3: fantasy

#klapolloweek2022 #klapollo #ace attorney #klavier gavin #apollo justice #fanart #art #gyakuten saiban

amateur

37q

im not joking when i say that this meme single handedly got me invested in learning how the fuck electrical production works small scale so that i could explain it to somebody from a millennium ago

caspercryptid

If that's a thing that bothers you for more subjects then just electricity there's actually a book for this! That I own! That is both very stupid and fairly useful! And entertaining!

How to invent everything: a survival guide for the stranded time traveler is the book for you, complete with flowchart about how to identify what time you've landed yourself in! It's very funny and very fun and informative and starts with the production of written language and works it's way forward through inventions of varying complexity, all framed in the way of "so you got into this time machine from our company and it's broken, huh? Well tough fucking shit! Welcome to your new home!"

whynotfabulous

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

whynotfabulous

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

gnomer-denois

Because it's also evil

whynotfabulous

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

whynotfabulous

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

trashboi413

You meet god

whynotfabulous

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

treslecheslife

Whole, in one gulp.

whynotfabulous

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

captain-oh-no-not-again

Father of the Muffin Boy

whynotfabulous

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

mayflydecember

Car's haunted

whynotfabulous

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

babybluebanshee

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

whynotfabulous

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

thegoodsandy

into the sky, where it turns into stars

whynotfabulous

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

daeynore

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

whynotfabulous

....Ah

ohyeah

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

dectech

i am terrified about what apollo may do with this post

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

wormiespieg

I know it's a bit late but since Elon muskie owns Twitter now, this has a decent chance of happening

anemonequeen-moved

reblog to prove your blog was made before the may 2022 tumblr resurgence

glumshoe

I’m at a party where the My Immortal fanfic is being explained via PowerPoint by a high school teacher.

ernmark

When I was working as a student teacher, I did this thing where I would reward my students for behaving and getting all their work done early by reading chapters of My Immortal to them.

I did voices and everything, pronounced every spelling error, and carefully fudged all the swear words and sex scenes. But the kids. freakin. loved it. Like, to the point where they’d start helping each other get their work done so we could finish in time to read a chapter.

And after every single chapter, we’d go around and talk about why it was so hilariously awful. What made the writing bad? What would it take to make something better?

And then very noticeably, they stopped doing those things in their own writing.

It was really cool seeing them paying attention and thinking critically and not even notice because they were too busy laughing themselves sick about the story.

grison-in-space

GENIUS

klavgav simps where you at

#klavier gavin #fanart #digital art #art #ace attorney #my art #artists on tumblr #garyuu kyouya

birdmans

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

lemuenic

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

DISGUSTANG

oh my god?

Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels.

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister.

escapekit

Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.