[Image ID: a black and white typography edit that reads "the homosexual & the transsexual share the same bed" in all caps. in the center of the image are two swans, facing each other so their necks form the shape of a heart. the entire image is textured to look aged and printed. /End ID]
ID: Full body of Nadja and the Guide posing on a bright teal background covered in fuchsia bubbles. Nadja is bent over, legs spread as far as her long lightwash jean skirt will allow, one hand braced on her knee and the other making a peace sign over her eye. She is baring her fangs with her tongue out and wearing round iridescent teal shades, a galaxy print cropped halter top, a tattoo choker, black converse, and has a red flannel shirt tied around her waist. Her hair is teased up big and curly, reminiscent of Fran Drescher. The Guide is crouched low next to her so they are cheek-to-temple, ass out, one hand braced on her knee and the other holding out a peace sign. She is grinning open-mouthed and wearing a shiny cropped puff coat in swirls of lime green and purple, skin-tight high waisted bike shorts in a black and white checker pattern, black fingerless gloves, and white platform go-go boots, narrow black sunglasses, and sparkly blue eyeshadow. Her hair is teased into frizzy ringlets and pulled into a high pony with a pink scrunchie. /end ID
Sleepy morning Ed has Stede Tunnel Vision until he has his seven sugars.
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ID: 1. Full body shot of Stede sitting on the couch in the captains quarters, dressed in a waistcoat, cravat, and breeches. He smiles, leaning forward to set down his tea cup on the coffee table as Ed staggers in at the edge of the frame. Stede says, āOh! Good morning, Ed!ā
2a. Reverse shot shoulders up of Ed in a nightshirt, hair messy and still looking half asleep. Stede continues off screen: āCome take a seat!ā Ed thinks to himself, āSeat?ā 2b. Second smaller shot of Ed looking down, noticing something. 2c. A close up of Stedeās lap from panel 1, colors inverted and all the lines gone liquid and wobbly as Edās sleepy eyes zoom in. He thinks triumphantly, āSeat!ā With a pink heart.
3. Full body shot of Stede on the couch, rearing back in surprise as Ed, exclaiming āDonāt mind if I do!ā plops directly down onto his lap. Ed is wearing small cloth shorts under his hiked-up nightshirt and has both bare legs folded on either side of Stede and both arms wrapped around his neck, face buried in the crook of his shoulder opposite the viewer. Stedeās pink and panicked expression is in the forefront, hands raised as if trying to avoid touching Edās legs.
4. Zoom out to reveal Olu, Lucius, and Buttons sitting on the other couches around the coffee table, which holds Stedeās cup and a teapot. Olu is lounging on the left, turned sideways with one leg folded up and one elbow on the backrest. His other hand is holding a cup of tea and he is grinning teasingly at Stede and Ed. Lucius is on the right, one leg folded over the other, and continues writing in Stedeās journal as he smirks over at his captains. Buttons sits beside him stock-still and staring. Ed, still slumped over Stede in a loose embrace, begins to snore. Stedeās face continues to get redder and his hands fly around nervously as he stutters āEd, Ed! Um, wake up, darling! Ed!ā
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5. The same comic, all together in one image. /end ID
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