Chaos for the fly

25 • Canada

[ayrenn]

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

I read this in a very accusatory tone

[ayrenn]

honestly this is my favourite addition to this post bc if you read it as being accusatory it becomes hilarious

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

[edenwolfie]

[broodingsoul]

Everyone is talking about Tom Hardy’s regret face, but no one is talking about Riz Ahmed’s “you’re absolutely right” face.

[ro-zden]

When you let out one of your Indoor Thoughts and your best friends agrees

[doctcrspencerreid]

the BAU + buzzfeed unsolved (1/?)

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

they’re ALL trans

[schneidery]

tan goes through like six different emotions during this conversation, and honestly? so did i

[beachdeath]

do kids these days know about grace kelly by mika

[pglang]

fuck it. 8 naps a day.

[paprika]

sometimes, im that friend lol

[chiltonisaquack]

[lmaonade]

make no mistake not only am i party rocking but i’m also in the house tonight 

[umbranviking]

Are you shuffling?

[lmaonade]

everyday. 

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[paintedvanilla]

earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

[kiharder]

they still have a hit titled “fat bottomed girls”

[paintedvanilla]

ok this reply really got to me. feeling gay again

[tfjvinyl]

me, every time i come across a post listing the symptoms of adhd:

[tartts]

me, with a vague plot idea, 1 (one) character name, and an outline that consists of mostly question marks:

[balesprint]

joseph gordon levitt

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[quinzel-isley]

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

[mybeltruns]

grandpa got game