In the waves, I lose every trace of you

Liz: Artist, cosplayer, gamer, writer. Multi-fandom blog that tries to be aware of spoilers but sometimes doesn't do so great.

[motherhenna]

Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something

some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

[motherhenna]

Some of my favorites include:

Shaft of Delight (1700s)

Womb Sweeper (1980s)

Master John Goodfellow (1890s)

Nimble-Wimble (1650s)

Corporal Love (1930s)

Staff of Life (1880s)

Spindle (1530s)

As good as ever twanged (1670s)

Gaying Instrument (1810s)

Beef Torpedo (1980s)

and last but not least, the first recorded use of the word Schlong, which was in 1865 CE. Tag yourself, I’m Nimble Wimble 

[motherhenna]

And are the lovely ladies feeling left out? not to worry! Johnathon’s got you covered, gals, because he also made one for vaginas. Highlights:

Mrs. Fubb’s Parlor (1820s)

Poontang (1950s)

Spunk Box (1720s)

Ringerangroo (1930s)

Ineffable (1890s)

Itching Jenny (1890s)

Carnal Mantrap (1890s - a busy decade apparently)

Bookbinder’s Wife (1760s)

Rough Malkin (1530s)

Socket (1460s)

and a personal favorite, crinkum-crankum, circa approximately 1670.

[theymightbegiantsquids]

@antique-symbolism

[jumpingjacktrash]

this alone has justified the internet

[robvalentines]

j e a l o u s y ;

[megafreeman]

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are purple. “It’s a Saint!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Johnny Gat is there,

[normalizingpressure]

@sakialyn I’ve finally been watching the Ace Attorney anime (dubbed, because I’m also playing Detective Pikachu and I’m multitasking this bitch; but also, the dub is actually pretty good except Maya’s voice is not growing on me at all :/ ) and I’m gonna start replaying T&T and COME @ ME WITH FEELS PLEASE, I’M IN NEED. I still haven’t finished the last two games, but soon, man. Soon. 

[raccoonscity]

Resident Evil 0 + Locations

[bgm05]

[kodaikun]

thebuttkingpost:

etudeofchu:

What the fuck is going on in here in this game

If you fail a mission mads mikkelsen makes a callout post about you

@normalizingpressure​

[kennycrows]

[catsbeaversandducks]

The cutest little assistant.

Photo via by MissyTheSnake

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

[isisthedarkness-deactivated2019]

[pyomorphic]

sphagetti night

[pacificrim-archive]

[devactivated]

[kelloggii-remade-blog-deactivat]

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

[bewbin]

These are genius

[bianca-the-huntress]

I lost it at number 10

[processintegrated]

“the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

[beingfacetious]

#you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’

[nlghtwlngs]

interiors of the queen zenobia

[tiffanyrubin]

[alenkoed]

make me choose > t4lizorah asked: vanguard or engineer

“Vanguards are feared for their high-risk, high-reward combat style, closing quickly on enemies and destroying them at short range with weapons and biotic abilities. They are outfitted with L5n implants, enabling them to perform a biotic charge that strikes the opponent with incredible force while bringing the Vanguard in for close-range combat.”

[video-games-girls-play-to]

Leon S Kennedy’s profile/biography (from resident evil archives 2 art book)

[addicted-to-darkness]

Dissidia NT: Heroes

[normalizingpressure]

In September 2017, I did a nearly full recreation of Nate's journal from Uncharted 2. Everything was drawn by me using the original pages as a template, the flowers were pressed by me, and all handwriting redone by me (which was interesting because I could nearly recreate Nate's handwriting when I finished. Except the k's. I couldn't get his k's down). And then, at Salt Lake Comic Con, I met Nolan North and he signed the journal. Basically one of the greatest things.

A lot of the process of working on these, including products used, the process of staining the pages, and how I redid the drawings can be found on my instagram: https://instagram.com/zombiehandcreations